[Sam the Sham]

Focus’ “Brokeback Mountain” has received tens of millions of dollars of free publicity and incessant praise, but has yet to succeed outside of its core homosexual audience. Focus has quit publishing daily box office receipts of Brokeback Mountain.

Wiser heads in the Motion Pictures Academy may think twice about making this the Buttcrack Mountin Academy Awards.

[Veto!]

Wiser heads in the Motion Pictures Academy may think twice about making this the Buttcrack Mountin Academy Awards.

There are few wiser heads when they're thinking with their xxx's, which a huge proportion of Ho-wood does. Pushing the gay agenda means more to them than making money. I predict a Brokebutt Acadamy Award sweep.

The "free publicity" isn't all complimentary either...the late-night talkshow hosts have been absolutely brutal to it. Especially Craig Ferguson, the funniest/brightest of the lot, who has been scathing not only to Brokebutt but to King Kong of which he says "wait until the second hour of the movie to take your seat."