Posted on 12/09/2005 6:42:39 PM PST by doug from upland
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DFU CROSSWORD PUZZLE CHALLENGE NO. 2 - Dan Rather and CBS
DFU CROSSWORD PUZZLE CHALLENGE NO. 3 - Lifeguard Ted Kennedy
DFU CROSSWORD CHALLENGE No. 4 - Election
DFU CROSSWORD CHALLENGE No. 5 - The Media
DFU CROSSWORD CHALLENGE No. 6 - Murdering Swine Arafat
DFU CROSSWORD CHALLENGE No. 7 - Clinton Lie-Brary
DFU CROSSWORD CHALLENGE No. 8 - Hollywood Elitist Scum
DFU CROSSWORD CHALLENGE NO. 9 - DemocRAT Scoundrels and Scumbags
DFU CROSSWORD CHALLENGE NO. 10 - George W. Bush- 1st Term
DFU CROSSWORD CHALLENGE No. 11 - W2 Inauguration
DFU CROSSWORD CHALLENGE No. 12 - State of the Union
DFU CROSSWORD CHALLENGE No. 13 - Horrible Leftist Women
DFU CROSSWORD CHALLENGE No. 14 - Peter Paul and Hillary
DFU CROSSWORD CHALLENGE No. 15 - Mark Levin
SONG PARODY: "TOOKIE GOT RUN OVER BY A GURNEY"
Tune: "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"
*** You are bidding on a signed and framed copy of original parody lyrics by FreeRepublic's Doug from Upland ***
For your singing pleasure, the MIDI file for the tune can be dowloaded for free from this site:
http://notendur.centrum.is/~sih/midi/christmas/
Tookie got run over by a gurney...that had come to take him for his shot
It looks like he may have a concussion...outside the prison Snoop Dogg's really hot
Tookie co-founded the Crips gang...parts of cities they've destroyed
He's nominated for a Peace Prize...but this year he won't be opening his toys
They say he writes books for children...death would be a tragic loss
When I saw that in the paper...the whole lunch I just had eaten I had tossed
Tookie got run over by a gurney...that had come to take him for his shot
It looks like he may have a concussion...outside the prison Snoop Dogg's really hot
He has fans who threaten riots...they'll cause trouble everywhere
And if your town should start erupting...there's a good chance you'll find Maxine Waters there
For the Texas/USC game...he has tickets...oh, how sad
He won't be there to attend it...he should sell them quickly with an e-Bay ad
Tookie got run over by a gurney...that had come to take him for his shot
It looks like he may have a concussion...outside the prison Snoop Dogg's really hot
This year he will miss the eggnog...chestnuts roasting on the fire
And in his death cell he's been screaming...he is claiming that George Bush has been a liar
Children, here is Tookie's lesson...if you murder, you must know
That someday they're gonna catch you...and inside your veins the chemicals will flow
Tookie got run over by a gurney...that had come to take him for his shot
It looks like he may have a concussion...outside the prison Snoop Dogg's really hot
Tookie got run over by a gurney...that had come to take him for his shot
It looks like he may have a concussion...outside the prison Snoop Dogg's really hot
NOTE: this will be the 27th Christmas that the families and friends of Albert Owens, Yen-I Yang and Thsai-Shaic Yang, and their daughter, Yee Chen Lin, will celebrate Christmas without them.
Now THAT puts me in a Holiday Mood, LOL! I'll be printing that off and tucking that under the tree for my socialist BIL for Christmas.
You're awesome, Doug. Thanks for all you do for us. :)
Ping
a double winner in one post!
way to go DFU!
Merry Christmas, Diana. The song lyrics, signed and in a frame, just sold on eBay. The money goes to FR.
Great job Doug
Now that's my kind of humor.
Ping
Out-FREEPIN-standing job to BOTH of you!!
Now that's funny.
I just love the DFU crosswords. I think this is the best one he's done yet.
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