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A Question About Toes
Nov. 24, 2005 | MississippiMasterpiece

Posted on 11/24/2005 7:02:35 AM PST by MississippiMasterpiece

What does it mean if your second toes are longer than your big toes?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: drunkonthanksgiving; toes; urinbred
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I heard that if you are a woman then you are domineering and if you are a man then your whipped


21 posted on 11/24/2005 7:19:51 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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To: rdb3

I was gonna post that but decided to read on down.....


22 posted on 11/24/2005 7:20:45 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I think I remember hearing on Donahue (so it must be true) that if your second toe is larger than your big toe it's a sign that you are a "closet" Democrat. My advice to you is to have that first joint on that toe removed immediately.


23 posted on 11/24/2005 7:20:57 AM PST by stm
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Not only have I heard the legend that the person who has a long second toe will be head of the household, I've also heard it referred to as "Scottish toe" with the implication that people with a lot of Scottish ancestry will be more likely have inherited this particular body quirk. Not sure if that's true, but it's a good story! my own second toes are a lot longer than my big toes, and I do indeed have a good bit of Scottish ancestry.


24 posted on 11/24/2005 7:29:51 AM PST by DGray (http://nicanfhilidh.blogspot.com)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
See also this page which refers to the condition as a "disorder." LOL!
25 posted on 11/24/2005 7:32:21 AM PST by DGray (http://nicanfhilidh.blogspot.com)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

You just reminded me of how much I miss "The Other Harry".


26 posted on 11/24/2005 7:35:37 AM PST by Cagey (Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

27 posted on 11/24/2005 7:39:30 AM PST by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

As in Camel Toes?hehe


28 posted on 11/24/2005 7:41:48 AM PST by eastforker (Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
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To: MississippiMasterpiece; Larry Lucido; MotleyGirl70

George: Yeah! like the big toe is like the captain of the toes, but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big that there's like a power struggle and the second toe assumes control of the foot.

Jerry: The" coup dé-toe"


29 posted on 11/24/2005 7:45:51 AM PST by Cagey (Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Six more weeks of winter.


30 posted on 11/24/2005 7:56:49 AM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Hey Cindy, now you'll see just how cold Texas can get!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

"having toes is a strong indicator that a woman will boss her husband around."

LOL! Perhaps this explains foot binding.


31 posted on 11/24/2005 8:13:43 AM PST by jocon307
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To: Condor51

19 posts to finally reference Dick Morris. We're slipping.


32 posted on 11/24/2005 8:16:56 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: MississippiMasterpiece; pissant

Ask pissant, he might know.


33 posted on 11/24/2005 8:18:47 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
Top Ten Reasons Your Second Toe Is Longer Than Your Big Toe:

1. Your second cousin is also your half-brother.

2. You picked your earwax with your second toe when you were a child.

3. Your last name is Morton.

4. Dick Morris is your daddy.

4. You are a finger donor in the making.

5. You are a geeky Greek.

6. You like to "point" with your feet.

6. You are just part of that percentage of the population.

7. You are part Hobbit.

8. Your big toe is tiny.

9. You are a Podomancy's dream.

10. That little piggy always stayed home.

34 posted on 11/24/2005 8:35:08 AM PST by Osage Orange (A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. -M. Twain)
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To: dfwgator
***19 posts to finally reference Dick Morris. We're slipping.***

I type slow :-)

35 posted on 11/24/2005 8:46:15 AM PST by Condor51 (Leftists are moral and intellectual parasites - Standing Wolf)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece; martin_fierro; mikrofon
What does it mean if your second toes are longer than your big toes?

You have new big toes.

36 posted on 11/24/2005 10:10:49 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Your old big toes are no longer the biggest.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Your mother contracted pto(e)maine poisoning when she was carrying you?


37 posted on 11/24/2005 4:18:13 PM PST by ironmaidenPR2717 (People who expect disappointment are rarely disappointed.)
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To: Cagey
"The Big Toe"

mp3

38 posted on 02/13/2006 5:08:54 PM PST by MotleyGirl70 ("It's turkey jerky. Want some? Come on take a pull. No? Okay, more for me.")
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