A Question About Toes

Nov. 24, 2005 | MississippiMasterpiece

[Rightly Biased]

I heard that if you are a woman then you are domineering and if you are a man then your whipped

[Rightly Biased]

I was gonna post that but decided to read on down.....

[stm]

I think I remember hearing on Donahue (so it must be true) that if your second toe is larger than your big toe it's a sign that you are a "closet" Democrat. My advice to you is to have that first joint on that toe removed immediately.

[DGray]

Not only have I heard the legend that the person who has a long second toe will be head of the household, I've also heard it referred to as "Scottish toe" with the implication that people with a lot of Scottish ancestry will be more likely have inherited this particular body quirk. Not sure if that's true, but it's a good story! my own second toes are a lot longer than my big toes, and I do indeed have a good bit of Scottish ancestry.

[DGray]

See also this page which refers to the condition as a "disorder." LOL!

[Cagey]

You just reminded me of how much I miss "The Other Harry".

[Dallas59]

[eastforker]

As in Camel Toes?hehe

[Cagey]

George: Yeah! like the big toe is like the captain of the toes, but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big that there's like a power struggle and the second toe assumes control of the foot.

Jerry: The" coup dé-toe"

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Six more weeks of winter.

[jocon307]

"having toes is a strong indicator that a woman will boss her husband around."

LOL! Perhaps this explains foot binding.

[dfwgator]

19 posts to finally reference Dick Morris. We're slipping.

[Smokin' Joe]

Ask pissant, he might know.

[Osage Orange]

Top Ten Reasons Your Second Toe Is Longer Than Your Big Toe:

1. Your second cousin is also your half-brother.

2. You picked your earwax with your second toe when you were a child.

3. Your last name is Morton.

4. Dick Morris is your daddy.

4. You are a finger donor in the making.

5. You are a geeky Greek.

6. You like to "point" with your feet.

6. You are just part of that percentage of the population.

7. You are part Hobbit.

8. Your big toe is tiny.

9. You are a Podomancy's dream.

10. That little piggy always stayed home.

[Condor51]

***19 posts to finally reference Dick Morris. We're slipping.***

I type slow :-)

[Charles Henrickson]

What does it mean if your second toes are longer than your big toes?

You have new big toes.

[ironmaidenPR2717]

Your mother contracted pto(e)maine poisoning when she was carrying you?

[MotleyGirl70]

"The Big Toe"

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