Naked Fla. Man Shocked In Genitals By Taser

AP ^ | 11/22/05 | Staff

[peacebaby]

dick-taser...LOL!

[Charles Henrickson]

Deputy Daniel Hollywood shot Miljour with a Taser.

Hooray for Hollywood.

[Maximus of Texas]

after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him in appropriately

One thing I've learned over the years when asking women to touch me inapproriately, is not to break their windows in the process. Gets them out of the mood, ya know?

[InsureAmerica]

i've always wondered - why plural - genitals? why not genital. makes me want to know which genital the taser locked into on this fellow.

[Millee]

So day10 the lesson of the day is, next time you're strolling around au natural, be very cooperative when you're approached by the police. His fate doesn't have to be yours. ;o)

[najida]

HA!

Good point.

Sorry about the taser though......(Bet it hurt!)

[Charles Henrickson]

Deputy Daniel Hollywood . . . Cpl. Matt Chitwood.

They all end in "wood" down there.

As do their Taser shots.

[Millee]

And the taser gets him out of the mood. Hhmmmmmmmmm.....

[Maximus of Texas]

LOL! Dude, you are on a roll!

[Charles Henrickson]

A quick Google search reveals this item from January 2004:

A Florida man will be sentenced at 10 a.m. Feb. 26 for charges stemming from a Put-in-Bay rollover traffic crash in June. Jeremy J. Miljour, 25, of Bonita Springs has been found guilty of vehicular assault, a fourth-degree felony, and falsification, a first-degree misdemeanor.

[mikrofon]

He ended up with a bad case of genital hurties...

[The_Victor]

Hats off to our men in blue!

There's a joke in there involving the words "men" and "blue" but I don't want to think about it. It's causing me considerable discomfort.

[Millee]

Wonder what he'll do for an encore this year?

[martin_fierro]

One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.
Officers are taught to aim for the torso, but it was difficult for officers to aim because Miljour was moving

In all the confusion the cops couldn't tell the deferens.

[Mr. Brightside]

Yeah. Accident.

Right.

[headsonpikes]

OUCH!!!

Ouch? OUCH? OUCH???

I don't think so.

Try EEEEEEEE-YAAAAAAAAaaaaaa...(gurgle)

This is certainly a thread for the UNGH! ping-list.

[day10]

You are correct, but I was trying to be nice.....

[PaulaB]

Hey sweetie...

reading through some news up

here in beautiful

Vancouver, British Columbia this foggy/cold Canadian morning

Having a blast and just wanted to say HEY....

;) Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

[Millee]

Hey PaulaB!

Just seeing your name on my ping list gave me a smile! Hope you & hubby have a great vacation & Happy Thanksgiving! (Now go get a drink, you're on vacation!) ;o)

[NRA1995]

Seems the punishment here fit the crime perfectly.....