Naked Fla. Man Shocked In Genitals By Taser

AP ^ | 11/22/05 | Staff

[Millee]

A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him in appropriately, police said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, of Bonita Springs, attempted to run when approached by Lee County sheriff's deputies Saturday. When he ignored requested to stop, Deputy Daniel Hollywood shot Miljour with a Taser.

One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.

Officers are taught to aim for the torso, but it was difficult for officers to aim because Miljour was moving, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was taken to Lee Memorial HealthPark Medical Center, where he was treated before being taken to the Lee County jail. He is charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.

[Millee]

Hats off to our men in blue!

[Millee]

That'll teach em ping..

[day10]

OUCH!!! day10 shudders violently at the thought of this....

[Hugin]

In San Francisco they pay for that.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Ball Lightining Ping.

[YouPosting2Me]

ZOT'd him too.

[peacebaby]

What a nutcase!

[Constitution Day]

OUCH.

Nice shootin', though.

[Baynative]

He'll be suing for impotence as soon as the ACLU gets to him.

[thoughtomator]

One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.

Ooooh.... I hate when that happens.

[Fintan]

 

[EX52D]

Sounds like this guy is a few bricks shy of a load...

[BushCountry]

touch him inappropriately

Why you must always be careful for what you wish for.

[Charles Henrickson]

One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck. . . .

Stuck On Stupid?

[InsureAmerica]

one of the women he was after was a real dick-taser

[Lurker]

Don't ask me why I thought of you.

L

[Charles Henrickson]

He is charged. . . .

You ain't kiddin'!

[Charles Henrickson]

Tase-tickles?

[LongElegantLegs]

One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Mr. Legs wants to know what's so funny, but I don't think I should tell him...

[Doohickey]

Ouch! The ZOT felt by every male on the planet.

[peacebaby]

dick-taser...LOL!

[Charles Henrickson]

Deputy Daniel Hollywood shot Miljour with a Taser.

Hooray for Hollywood.

[Maximus of Texas]

after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him in appropriately

One thing I've learned over the years when asking women to touch me inapproriately, is not to break their windows in the process. Gets them out of the mood, ya know?

[InsureAmerica]

i've always wondered - why plural - genitals? why not genital. makes me want to know which genital the taser locked into on this fellow.

[Millee]

So day10 the lesson of the day is, next time you're strolling around au natural, be very cooperative when you're approached by the police. His fate doesn't have to be yours. ;o)

[najida]

HA!

Good point.

Sorry about the taser though......(Bet it hurt!)

[Charles Henrickson]

Deputy Daniel Hollywood . . . Cpl. Matt Chitwood.

They all end in "wood" down there.

As do their Taser shots.

[Millee]

And the taser gets him out of the mood. Hhmmmmmmmmm.....

[Maximus of Texas]

LOL! Dude, you are on a roll!

[Charles Henrickson]

A quick Google search reveals this item from January 2004:

A Florida man will be sentenced at 10 a.m. Feb. 26 for charges stemming from a Put-in-Bay rollover traffic crash in June. Jeremy J. Miljour, 25, of Bonita Springs has been found guilty of vehicular assault, a fourth-degree felony, and falsification, a first-degree misdemeanor.

[mikrofon]

He ended up with a bad case of genital hurties...

[The_Victor]

Hats off to our men in blue!

There's a joke in there involving the words "men" and "blue" but I don't want to think about it. It's causing me considerable discomfort.

[Millee]

Wonder what he'll do for an encore this year?

[martin_fierro]

One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.
Officers are taught to aim for the torso, but it was difficult for officers to aim because Miljour was moving

In all the confusion the cops couldn't tell the deferens.

[Mr. Brightside]

Yeah. Accident.

Right.

[headsonpikes]

OUCH!!!

Ouch? OUCH? OUCH???

I don't think so.

Try EEEEEEEE-YAAAAAAAAaaaaaa...(gurgle)

This is certainly a thread for the UNGH! ping-list.

[day10]

You are correct, but I was trying to be nice.....

[PaulaB]

Hey sweetie...

reading through some news up

here in beautiful

Vancouver, British Columbia this foggy/cold Canadian morning

Having a blast and just wanted to say HEY....

;) Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

[Millee]

Hey PaulaB!

Just seeing your name on my ping list gave me a smile! Hope you & hubby have a great vacation & Happy Thanksgiving! (Now go get a drink, you're on vacation!) ;o)

[NRA1995]

Seems the punishment here fit the crime perfectly.....

[najida]

Ooohhh!

So happy for you!

I know you're having fun.

Hugs and Happy TG!

[PaulaB]

WiFing from the beautiful Hotel Chateau Granville

;)


Was down at the bar last night laughing it

up ....Hubby was wondering what the *&^% is

wrong with Canadian beer...I said babe

we aint in the South no more.. LOL

**good times**

..see ya later

[PaulaB]

Same back at ya ....

your were right..its amazzzzzing

here ;)

[webfooter]

Ha Ha

I wonder if he wants anyone to touch them NOW??

[EX52D]

Hey you! How are you?

[EX52D]

Are you enjoying your time off?

[GregoTX]

Give that Officer an award. Perfect arrest, I wish more of them resulted with the offender shot in the yoohoos with a taser.

[day10]

You know it! I am getting some "decluttering" done around the house, and am going to have some periods where I do absolutely nothing! I have even finished a short book already! It is so nice.

[EX52D]

Sounds good, I'm glad you're enjoying your time off! I'm sitting here at work trying to remember all those "last minute" things in between actually "working". I don't want to forget anything... Turkey Day is at my house this year so I'm being a worry-wart.

[ccwoman]

yeah maybe if he used his "big boy manners" he wouldnt have gotten tazed. he should have politely knocked on the door and said, "excuse me ma'am, I am new to the neighborhood would you mind touching my nekkid genitalia?"