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Paris Hilton has been attacked by her pet monkey
SOFTPEDIA NEWS ^ | Simona Gherman

Posted on 11/15/2005 4:50:08 PM PST by jmc1969

Baby Luv is the name of the 'beast' that did something that Nicole Ritchie would have definitely preferred to do: has attacked Paris Hilton.

Problem is monkey Baby Luv is her pet, not her enemy. But still, it bit Paris and clawed her face.

The event occurred while the two were gone shopping for lingerie. As girls do. Maybe the monkey was jealous on the things Paris was buying, or perhaps the socialite didn't want to shop for Baby Luv some bikinis as well. The reasons for the attack are shrouded in mystery.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.softpedia.com ...


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To: Indy Pendance

You need to get a grip, seriously. Paris Hilton and her "anything goes" ilk are exactly the types we conservatives abhor. This was a funny report on the Queen of Sleeze. You need to losen up and try to find your sense of humor.

I noticed you've been around here since 2000, so you have to know that there are all types of posts about items in the news that are posted on FR everyday. Believe me, if Jim Robinson finds a post offensive or not worthy of bandwidth, he & the moderators will be the ones to pull it. So please, refocus your anger at the libs and not your fellow FReepers.


41 posted on 11/16/2005 4:57:35 AM PST by right wing (I BELIEVE CONGRESSMAN WELDON!)
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To: jmc1969

Touch my monkey, touch it!


42 posted on 11/16/2005 3:51:48 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Mesocons for Rice '08)
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To: Mr_Moonlight
Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey .....

Why am I not surprised that this reply came from Mr. Moonlight?

43 posted on 11/16/2005 10:29:59 PM PST by MikeD (We live in a world where babies are like velveteen rabbits that only become real if they are loved.)
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To: MikeD
Why am I not surprised that this reply came from Mr. Moonlight?

Because the world is round ........ /chuckle

44 posted on 11/17/2005 5:56:56 PM PST by Mr_Moonlight
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