[theDentist]

Where is there a giant lizard banging on my front door?

[BJClinton]

Where? I would assume your front porch.

[mware]

Where is there a giant lizard banging on my front door?

[ThomasNast]

Here's a silly joke...

A pianist (Jill) and singer (Krista) are rehearsing "Autumn Leaves" for a concert and Jill says:

"OK. We will start in G minor and then on the third bar, modulate to B major and go into 5/4. When you get to the bridge, modulate back down to F# minor and alternate a 4/4 bar with a 7/4 bar. On the last A section go into double time and slowly modulate back to G minor."

Krista says: "Wow, I don't think I can remember all of that."

Jill says: "Well, that's what you did last time."