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The Single Freeper Intro Service (Shameless Vanity)
The Impending Marriage of Cyborg and Petronski | 22 July 2005 | Army Air Corps

Posted on 07/22/2005 7:15:51 AM PDT by Army Air Corps

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To: William Terrell
I'm single, fat, ugly and poor. Any comers?

I believe you want "... a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"

41 posted on 07/22/2005 8:51:52 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: r9etb

ROFLMAO!!!

One of their best skits ever!


42 posted on 07/22/2005 8:52:48 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps
We could start a voluntary list of eligible bachelors and bachelorettes on this thread.  It would be easier on the people browsing to have our FR homepage hyperlinked for quick access:
 
scott7278
 
The next person to post takes my name and adds theirs to it.  What do you think?
 
However, I'm not comfortable with posting my picture, for two reasons:
 
1)  Weirdo lurkers.
2)  I'm too good looking, and I couldn't handle the thought of FR crashing due to the overwhelming number of hits. :)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

43 posted on 07/22/2005 9:12:29 AM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
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To: scott7278

"1) Weirdo lurkers."

Don't forget the trolls, man! :-)

As for a list of eligable folks, I have invited people to send a FReepmail to me so that they can be added to the, currently, nascent ping list for this developing idea. I think that two lists are in order. One list for single FReepers and another for people who know single conservatives (parents or friends of single conservatives who want to aid The Cause).


44 posted on 07/22/2005 9:19:37 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

It would be nice if there was a way to restrict access to the "singles thread" to only registered members, as a source of protection. Don't think that will happen, but it would be nice.


45 posted on 07/22/2005 9:22:35 AM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
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To: scott7278

Well, we'll just have to make the most of the current capabilities of the site. Soldier on!


46 posted on 07/22/2005 9:24:35 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

The problem with this idea is that FR has clownish stalkers whose lives are so pathetic that they post threads on other sites ridiculing FReepers and gossiping about personal lives and engaging in all kinds of desperate, jealous and hateful antics that could really hurt vulnerable people who dare to be personal and open and/or just have fun flirting.


47 posted on 07/22/2005 9:33:55 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Army Air Corps

bump


48 posted on 07/22/2005 9:36:56 AM PDT by Checkers
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To: ValerieUSA

That is true. Also, that can occur in any of the various fora here.

The idea of the thread is that it would be something of a singles zone. Discussions could be on anything from "Who is the best Fry Cook on Venus?" to "How do you tweak the Carbs on a 1968 Camaro?" It would be singles themed. Here, as in the outside world, there are folks who will attempt to prey on others. C'est la vie. Divine justice repays those folks heartily. I have dealt with my share of such folks, but I soldier on.


49 posted on 07/22/2005 9:39:31 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Checkers

Checkers, tell us what Nixon was really like.


50 posted on 07/22/2005 9:41:03 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

He stood by his friends.


51 posted on 07/22/2005 9:47:30 AM PDT by Checkers
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To: Checkers

But what did you think of the speech that bore your name? ;-)


52 posted on 07/22/2005 9:50:53 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

When the going got tough, he stood by his friend.


53 posted on 07/22/2005 9:53:13 AM PDT by Checkers
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To: Checkers

That he did.


54 posted on 07/22/2005 9:55:46 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: ValerieUSA
The problem with this idea is that FR has clownish stalkers whose lives are so pathetic that they post threads on other sites ridiculing FReepers and gossiping about personal lives and engaging in all kinds of desperate, jealous and hateful antics that could really hurt vulnerable people who dare to be personal and open and/or just have fun flirting.

I guess we would just have to be careful what we say in "public."

55 posted on 07/22/2005 10:00:42 AM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.)
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To: Army Air Corps

Somehow... I get the impression that all the women on FreeRepublic are married, in their 60's, live in Texas and have sons in the Marine Corps.


56 posted on 07/22/2005 10:08:32 AM PDT by johnny7 (Racially-profiling since 1963)
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To: All

WANTED:

Attractive female Poodle whose master owns a dog food factory, for all-of-a-sudden perhaps lawn-marriage to handsome and brave ex-celebrity typing male canine of mysterious lineage and present location.

O.K., O.K...I made me sound nice on purpose.

Why should I spoil the surprise? Stranger things have happened...even to ME!

O.K., O.K...mostly to me. Boy, you guys don't miss a trick.


57 posted on 07/22/2005 10:09:03 AM PDT by PoorMuttly (thanks for asking)
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To: Army Air Corps
"Who is the best Fry Cook on Venus?"

Mr. Williams doesn't let fry cooks date his daughters.

"How do you tweak the Carbs on a 1968 Camaro?"

Use lettuce wraps instead of bread.

Now, an observation: FR has plenty of married women, but the ratio of single men to single women here is about 15:1. Your idea is good, but it just won't work on this type of site. Look at personals sites like Match.com - the number of single women who self-identify as liberals dwarfs the number who self-identify as conservatives. Even the ones who claim to be "Middle of the Road" usually have language in their profiles suggesting that they think being a mainstream Democrat is a "Middle of the Road" position. ;)

58 posted on 07/22/2005 10:09:05 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Some people are like gravy, spilled on God's Sunday shirt..." -- Spock's Beard)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

"Use lettuce wraps instead of bread."

ROFLMAO! That is funny, I don't care who you are.


59 posted on 07/22/2005 10:13:15 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps
Sorry, posted and headed off to a job.

Screw 'em - unbuttered popcorn'd be like kissin' yer sister !

(well, i don't mean your sister specifically, but ... )

60 posted on 07/22/2005 11:10:24 AM PDT by tomkat
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