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"World's Ugliest Dog" Sam wins again
Herald and News - Klamath Falls, OR ^
| Monday, July 4, 2005 10:38 PM PDT
| Unknown
Posted on 07/12/2005 8:32:52 AM PDT by N. Theknow
The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance - until they saw Sam.
The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.
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The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.
The tiny dog has no hair, except for a yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck.
He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.
''People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad,'' she said. ''I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine.''
A pedigreed. Imagine if he was a mongrel.
To: N. Theknow
Dang! That thing looks like they just unearthed it from the Ruins of Pompeii...
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:36:09 AM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: N. Theknow
That is definitely one ugly dog.
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:36:17 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
To: N. Theknow
That ain't a dog ! That's a gremlin.
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:38:04 AM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(*"Justice" is French for Getting Screwed By Liberals*)
To: N. Theknow
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:45:52 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: N. Theknow
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:46:37 AM PDT
by
madtier1
To: N. Theknow
Thats the most hideous dog I have ever seen..
I expect its head to start spinning and ejecting green vomit.
Someone needs to put it out of its misery.
To: N. Theknow
What do they feed him, raw sewage?
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:48:23 AM PDT
by
SMARTY
("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
To: N. Theknow
Pick of the litter?.......
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:50:28 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(The Army makes the world safe for democracy. The Marines make the world safe for the Army.....)
To: N. Theknow
...poor thing, to look like Hillary Klintoon, all its short life...prettier than Helen Thomas, too. :D
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:51:09 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: No Blue States
Except for the blind eyes, I believe it's supposed to look like that.......
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:52:26 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(The Army makes the world safe for democracy. The Marines make the world safe for the Army.....)
To: No Blue States
He looks like some of Saruman's Orcs from Lord of the Rings.
Either that or he looks like Henry Waxman.
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:52:31 AM PDT
by
UncleSamUSA
(the land of the free and the home of the brave)
To: N. Theknow
His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. Let's leave Teddy Kennedy out of this.
To: N. Theknow
Shoulda' named him 'Lucky'; he's blind.
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:53:44 AM PDT
by
elli1
To: UncleSamUSA
Nahhh, nostrils are too small for a Waxman look alike...
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:57:01 AM PDT
by
null and void
(You'll learn more on FR by accident, than other places by design)
To: N. Theknow
Dats not an ugly dog. Now, dis is an ugly dog!
Seriously, I saw that dog-thing on TV the other night and it also makes a hideous growl-whine-snarl when the owner plays with it. Truly hideous. The dog, I mean.
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posted on
07/12/2005 8:58:06 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(I just want to celebrate another day of living. IJWTcelebrate another day of life. - Rare Earth)
To: UncleSamUSA
They could rent it out to Fear Factor, to win the 50 grand contestants would have to pet it.
It may be the antichrist.
To: N. Theknow
My entry!
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posted on
07/12/2005 9:04:14 AM PDT
by
Niteranger68
("Spare the rod, spoil the liberal.")
To: UncleSamUSA
"Either that or he looks like Henry Waxman."That's pretty low, his nose looks alot better than Waxman's.
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posted on
07/12/2005 9:07:21 AM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(I thought about that and DELIBERATELY didn't go there. (Or maybe you did?))
To: Xenalyte; Hap; Allegra; humblegunner
You guys have GOT to check this out.
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posted on
07/12/2005 9:08:21 AM PDT
by
Bacon Man
(Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.)
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