"Anyway, I am with the "why did this never happen to me?" group."
Just what I was thinking........shucks....
Some of The Facts of Life:
#1. Boys and girls are different.
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#7. There is a double standard.
#7a. The double standard somehow makes sense.
#7b. We probably won't be able to change the double standard.
(If you want to hurl stuff at me, you need to know that I never whined about equality. I never believed that a he = a she. I never complained about being different.)