Posted on 06/22/2005 8:04:37 PM PDT by Bratch
Enough, already. Enough with the brooding towers of Gotham City and its dusky canyons of stone and steel and glass, its night-haunted streets, its cold spires im-paling the indigo sky.
Enough with the guy in the mask who soothes his poor orphan's heart by muscling around in a sports car that gets scandalously low gas mileage.
Enough, I say, with Batman.
It is time for discerning and conscientious citizens to rise up and boldly state the truth: Superman is better.
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Buttman, aka John Stagliano.
Methinks somebody doesn't like New York...
Somebody needs to get out more...
The Joker
HAS to be Batman. Superman surrounded himself with idiots! Those reporters (must work for the NY Slimes) can be fooled by someone putting their glasses on????? At least BM made an attempt to disguise himself. Sure the flying & the incredible strength would be cool, but I'd need that inner strength so as to not b!tch slap the morons I work with!
Thanks, I feel better now...
Depends who ask :)
batman. the only thing he's got are his brains.
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Go read the Graphic Novel (comic) "The Dark Knight Returns". That comic answered this question.
Aquaman! Because he can talk to fish!
Um, superman is much better than Batman.
Yeah, what does Batman got? A costume?
Whoopee.
Um....yeah. Before I go completely nerdy and insane, I need to leave this thread.
Ironman.
Or the Green Lantern.
superman is more powerful, batman is smarter. Brains beats brawn hands down.
Superman wouldn't even attempt to put Batman down. Hello, kyrtonite bullet anyone?
GEORGE Why was he wearing a cape?..
[ELAINE and JERRY shrug.]
GEORGE Was my father wearing a cape?
JERRY No. Jacket and tie: no cape.
GEORGE Huh.. Cape.. W--a man with a cape doin' with my father?.. What was my father doing with a man in a cape? .. Why a cape?
kryptonite . . .
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