Posted on 06/03/2005 10:20:28 AM PDT by The Other Harry
That would be right. So I don't.
Satellites are linking up....beep..beep..beep..
Why is sitting outside naked "creepy"????
If its private and your own property - its no one else's busines, imo.
Sunbathing for a 1/2 hour or so (not to the point of tanning/burning) nude is very relaxing. If your extremely fair or have sun allergies, then of course that should be taken into consideration.
"(Not meaning to hijack the thread)...but his airplane story is probably the funniest bit I've ever heard."
he is very funny...have not heard the airplane story though..
Try that in Texas and you'll find out what Chiggers are.
Try that in Pennsylvania and you'll find out what poison ivy is.
We made a special "chair" for the ladies years ago. It is a folding lawnchair, bottom straps cut away with a toilet seat bolted to it (even has a lid). We drew the line when they also wanted a hanger for the roll of paper (just carry the **** thing).
My favorite joke of his was his telling of the time his wife fed her cooking to the dog. Later on the wife came in the room and saw the dog licking his butt and asked what the dog was doing. Ron answered "Getting the taste out of his mouth".
I'm sorry things are that way.
Sure is. Got any pictures?
(See, now that's creepy. LOL)
SD
Did you see the thread a couple of days ago about brown recluse spiders? You probably live far enough north not to have to worry, but the pictures on that thread sure made me think twice about squatting in the woods!
you just had to take it to a whole other level didnt you...LOL!
That's one of the best alcoholic jokes I've heard. I typed it out becuase I really didn't know what say, but wanted to chime in. To me that joke says a lot about alcoholic insanity. The kind that drives one to keep drinking in the face of ever worsening effects. I've been there, and it's out there waiting for me if I ever take a drink again. Not today though.
For me, once I started rearranging my life around drinking, it got progessively worse right up until the point where I utterly destroyed it. Not many people wake up one day and think "this would be a good day to get sober". One thing I'm certain of is that everyone quits drinking eventually. Some people just want to do it before they die.
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