1 posted on
06/02/2005 6:27:16 AM PDT by
OESY
To: OESY
Cruise...fell rapturously to one knee and repeatedly professed his love for his new girlfriend, the actress Katie Holmes.
I'll start the bidding on this relationship to last for 6 months. They will break up by Christmas, this year.
2 posted on
06/02/2005 6:30:18 AM PDT by
AD from SpringBay
(We have the government we allow and deserve.)
To: OESY
Maybe it's evolution rather than creation after all.
3 posted on
06/02/2005 6:30:47 AM PDT by
OldFriend
(MAJOR TAMMY DUCKWORTH.....INSPIRATIONAL)
To: OESY
Someone, please, bring me my medication!
4 posted on
06/02/2005 6:31:01 AM PDT by
chapin2500
(Howard Deans eyes are to close together.)
To: OESY
When we put that rattlesnake in the traitor's mailbox, he acted just like this:
5 posted on
06/02/2005 6:32:39 AM PDT by
sticker
To: OESY
Oprah, quietly into her lapel mic, "Securiety, get the Big Game Wild Kingdom Tranquizer dartgun, quickly"
To: OESY
Cruise demonstrates his next role where he portrays a drunk monkey with a tic on his ass.
This jackass is worthless without a script in front of him.
7 posted on
06/02/2005 6:33:53 AM PDT by
Horatio Gates
(Mullah al-Whipple says,"Don't squeeze the Koran." Safe for septic systems.)
To: OESY
8 posted on
06/02/2005 6:34:55 AM PDT by
Dallas59
(" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
To: OESY
Not that I care but, at least he didn't set fire to the couch.
11 posted on
06/02/2005 6:36:51 AM PDT by
theDentist
(The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: OESY
Waiting for Tom backstage......
12 posted on
06/02/2005 6:37:54 AM PDT by
isthisnickcool
(Get all the incumbents out of politics!)
To: OESY
They don't call it Hollyweird for nothing
13 posted on
06/02/2005 6:38:31 AM PDT by
RippleFire
("It's a joke, son!")
To: OESY
Yeah six months or less he'll be "falling" for someone else.
BTW, what's going on with his ex - Nicole Kidman?
"... at one point criticizing Brooke Shields for taking anti-depressants: Scientology considers modern psychiatry and its medications to be harmful."
That statement is the ONLY statement I agree with. Funny, Scientology is a hell of allot worse for your soul than anti depressants.
16 posted on
06/02/2005 6:44:45 AM PDT by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: OESY
He'll look back on the Oprah show someday and go, "What was I thinkin'?" Silly behavior has a way of following us for a long period of time.
18 posted on
06/02/2005 6:48:05 AM PDT by
zeaal
(SPREAD TRUTH!)
To: OESY
He's a frigging actor. What else does anyone expect?
21 posted on
06/02/2005 6:52:17 AM PDT by
caver
(In the words of that illustrious socialite twit Paris Hilton, "That's hot".)
To: OESY
In the words of Steely Dan:
Showbiz kids makin' movies of themselves
They don't give a f*k about anybody else
22 posted on
06/02/2005 7:00:43 AM PDT by
NRA1995
(Support your local Minutemen)
To: OESY
What happened with these two?
To: OESY
Serioulsy, that Scientology sh!t is making him crazy. He's out in left field. If I were Katie, I'd run as fast as I can in the other direction.
To: OESY
To: OESY
I think the whole thing is a cover-up to detract from his, ahem, hetersexual conflicts.
34 posted on
06/02/2005 10:35:24 AM PDT by
MoochPooch
(A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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