Cell phones

May 25, 2005 | self / vanity

[The Other Harry]

I have recently been messing around with my relatively new cell phone. (Verizon)

You know how you turn it on?

You press the OFF button.

[shaggy eel]

,,, now try ALT/CTRL/DELETE.

[Reaganesque]

Riiiiiight....

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

I know it's the day before payday, but,

for the love of God man,

Stay away from that Milwaukee's Best.

[LibFreeOrDie]

And when I want to shut down my computer, I click the Start menu...

[Graybeard58]

When I want to repel mosquitos I put Off on.

[Stellar Dendrite]

BTTT, this is hugh and series breaking news on FR!

[martin_fierro]

I can't remember how I got here.

[backhoe]

Just call me an antiquarian-- the current commo equipment in my 'Zook:

Copyright date on the manual is 1998-- handsfree mike, gel cell- so it is portable. My wife, in that unique way women have with words, calls it "your lovely matching handbag..."

[Allegra]

And when I want to shut down my computer, I click the Start menu...

When I want to make comments on FR, I make sure I'm not logged in...

[eastforker]

You go girl, how ya doin, wating for you to come home and join us at the range, al clayda is waiting for us.

[ctlpdad]

In order to "get off", most people "get it on".

[Graybeard58]

When I want to make comments on FR, I make sure I'm not logged in...

I have been known to have my foot in my mouth while making comments at FR.

[Allegra]

You go girl, how ya doin, wating for you to come home and join us at the range, al clayda is waiting for us.

Doing great! How are you?

Well, I was home last month, but temptations awakened my capitalistic sense and I signed on with another company to do one more year here in Paradise, The Cradle of Civilization.

But save me some al-Clayda figures. I'll be back to shoot 'em up one of these days.

This is it. One more year. That's ALL. After that, no mas.

[So Cal Rocket]

When I want to drive, I get on the parkway.
When I want to park, I get on the driveway.

[Lazamataz]

BTTT