ZOT! To the foolish Conservative

To: Rightly Biased

<They can't afford keyboards with shift keys or punctuation keys because of Bush's Tax Cuts!!!

You're right!
I forgot about that!

41 posted on 05/14/2005 7:40:22 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher ("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- Entertaining FReepers since 2004)

To: Fingers full of Fungus

Somebody call the "center" and tell them to triple pad the wagon...they're going to need the extra padding for this one!

42 posted on 05/14/2005 7:46:22 AM PDT by trussell (Prayers for the children!)

To: Fingers full of Fungus

For I grow like a fungus

This, I can believe.

43 posted on 05/14/2005 8:29:38 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)

To: Fingers full of Fungus

"To the foolish Jimmy Clyde many days have passed and many hours spent in a dark basement in Fungus."

Well, you do know that mildew is bad for you, right?

"And I have become a broken bulb."

Well, we knew you were a dim bulb to begin with, but do go on.

"You read this and I boil, for you know that while you ridicule me I steal away your Fungus."

Let me get this straight, you're going to take fungus away from me?
I usually have to pay a guy to get rid of the basement mold.

"Because my thoughts ring true with Fungus, but you are afraid to boil such things, knowing full well the punishment for a dark basement."

You've spent too much time in that basement, haven't you?

"I have been greeted with broken fingers and a cold family in a dark basement of Fungus."

Umm, you probably got your fingers broken due to some stupid lame stunt you pulled, and your family is cold to you because you probably haven't showered in all the time you've spent in the basement.

"But Oh the pieces that fall from Jimmy Clyde when I discover my true self."

You've become one with the fungus, haven't you.
Dude, that is gross.
Relations with a fungus?
Now I've heard of extreme dating, but that is way too extreme.

"A gross and grievous basement I inhabit, but the bulb will stop me."

Umm, you WANT us to stop you from living in a gross basement?
Why would we want to?

"For I fall to pieces like a fungus, and am punishment for myself."

Yes, you are punishment for yourself.
Next up, you'll threaten to pour bleach on yourself in a suicide bid and tell us not to stop you.
Go ahead, bleach your fungus, we don't care.

44 posted on 05/14/2005 8:30:31 AM PDT by Darksheare (There is a flaw in my surreality, it's totally unrealistic.)

To: Fingers full of Fungus

You read this and the puss in your mind boils

There's a cat in my head?

Seriously, bud, I have just one word to say to you: HALDOL!

45 posted on 05/14/2005 8:33:52 AM PDT by wimpycat (Hyperbole is the opium of the activist wacko.)

46 posted on 05/14/2005 12:29:59 PM PDT by oceanperch ( Labrador Lover!)

To: Fingers full of Fungus

Every single troll is an ENEMY OF THE REPUBLIC!

47 posted on 05/14/2005 12:41:44 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)

You're ON now, thanks. :)

48 posted on 05/14/2005 12:58:40 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

To: derllak; oceanperch

Now I remember where I first read this!

CHARLIE? IS THAT YOU?

"You read this and the puss in your mind boils, for you know that while you ridicule me I steal away your integrity. Because my thoughts ring true with your own, but you are afraid to believe such things, knowing full well the punishment for an itch. I have been greeted with snares and cold food. Do they eat with you, sleep with you or walk in and out like a bad jetsons episode. For I grow like a fungus, and am more desparing than a broken bulb in a dark basement."

49 posted on 05/14/2005 10:44:52 PM PDT by MrJingles (I need more cowbell!)

Wierd Does Charlie have online access or is this a copy cat disney ink stamp licker (LSD).

50 posted on 05/14/2005 10:56:20 PM PDT by oceanperch ( Labrador Lover!)

To: Fingers full of Fungus

Hey! You were supposed to ping me to your next ZOT! I'm not sure I want on your ZOT list anymore if you're going to ignore my requests...hmpf!

51 posted on 05/14/2005 11:41:39 PM PDT by Misty Memory (Why is it that most of the Wild Turkey's on FR look more like vultures?)

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