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ZOT! To the foolish Conservative

Posted on 05/13/2005 11:34:11 AM PDT by Fingers full of Fungus

To the foolish Conservative Many days have passed and many hours spent thinking. And i have become all the more powerful. You read this and the puss in your mind boils, for you know that while you ridicule me I steal away your integrity. Because my thoughts ring true with your own, but you are afraid to believe such things, knowing full well the punishment for an itch. I have been greeted with snares and cold food. For what is different than me? Who could make the list? And what of your family? Do they eat with you, sleep with you or walk in and out like a bad jetsons episode. Oh the pity! But Oh the pieces that fall from your mouth when you discover your true self. A gross and grievous world we inhabit, but none will stop me. For I grow like a fungus, and am more desparing than a broken bulb in a dark basement.


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1 posted on 05/13/2005 11:34:11 AM PDT by Fingers full of Fungus
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To: Fingers full of Fungus

bump


2 posted on 05/13/2005 11:34:20 AM PDT by Fingers full of Fungus
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To: Fingers full of Fungus

hi guys back again


3 posted on 05/13/2005 11:34:31 AM PDT by Fingers full of Fungus
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To: Fingers full of Fungus

Wow! You're a moron!


4 posted on 05/13/2005 5:00:34 PM PDT by Jag_The_Archangel (How many liberals must be sent to hell before they realize that even God doesn't like Communism?)
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To: Fingers full of Fungus
Didn't I get a chain letter from you last week?

Are you looking forward to getting out of fifth grade?

5 posted on 05/13/2005 6:29:01 PM PDT by grellis (STILL the Queen of the Dorks)
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To: Fingers full of Fungus

YAY! I'm in for the early kill!


6 posted on 05/13/2005 6:29:48 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: Fingers full of Fungus
The Thorazine and Lithium cocktail must have worn off.
7 posted on 05/13/2005 8:14:01 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Mesocons for Rice '08)
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To: Fingers full of Fungus

8 posted on 05/13/2005 8:15:50 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar; MeekOneGOP

Busy zot day....


9 posted on 05/13/2005 8:17:09 PM PDT by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum

I have noticed!


10 posted on 05/13/2005 8:17:49 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Fingers full of Fungus; Jim Robinson

AKA Jimmy clyner and all of the other fungus amoung names that you come up with.

Hey Jim Heeeeeessss BACK


11 posted on 05/13/2005 8:23:27 PM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (Freedom isn't free)
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To: Fingers full of Fungus
It's always funny to me when people claim to know what others think...or that we all think in the abnormal way the claimant thinks.

"Shucks, everybody does it. I'm just honest about it."

Hey, li'l feller! Everybody doesn't feel that way! YOU are a singular freak!

:)
12 posted on 05/13/2005 8:26:52 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: Fingers full of Fungus

Can't you people use the SHIFT key!?

It's "I got the ZOT." NOT "i got the zot."

Practice before you come back.



13 posted on 05/13/2005 8:51:37 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher ("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- Entertaining FReepers since 2004)
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To: Fingers full of Fungus; Jet Jaguar

14 posted on 05/13/2005 10:01:48 PM PDT by Chappaquiddick Crawdad ("E unum pluribus"? Perhaps you meant "ex uno plures", or is that "stultus sum"? hmmm...)
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To: Fingers full of Fungus

ZOT! I don't know what you're talking about, so I had an Imperial assassin zap your brains out.

15 posted on 05/14/2005 12:43:46 AM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)
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16 posted on 05/14/2005 12:47:47 AM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)
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To: Fingers full of Fungus
And i have become all the more powerful.

They have this stuff called soap, you might try some to get rid of some of that more powerful stench you bring to FR

17 posted on 05/14/2005 12:49:30 AM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (Prayers for TexasCowboy's full success in kicking that nasty cancer's butt. My bet is on TC winning!)
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11 Megaton surgical ZOT!

18 posted on 05/14/2005 12:54:35 AM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)
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To: Paul_Denton; anyone

Can anyone clue me in on what exactly the Zottie was trying to say?

He lost me at the cold food part.

What is wrong with cold food I am enjoying a lovely Romaine,asparagus, avacado,celery, cucumber, green onion, Crab salad sprinkled with fresh cilantro,lemon, rice wine viniger and olive oil.


19 posted on 05/14/2005 1:06:25 AM PDT by oceanperch ( Labrador Lover!)
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To: oceanperch

You got me! Someone has been smoking something strange, I would say! The puss in my mind boils? What the....!?!
I'm picturing a very angry cat but that confuses me even more!
Somebody put this poster out of his/her misery!


20 posted on 05/14/2005 1:57:45 AM PDT by derllak
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