They're as socially advanced as gnats but make less of a mess when you SQUASH `EM LIKE A BUG!
ZOT!
"They're like the gnats of the internet. Swat at them and they come right back to buzz in your ears again."
You know how to keep gnats out of your ears, don't you, LOL? Cut a hole in the seat of your pants (an old farmer's joke).