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Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog
AP via Yahoo! ^ | 03/31/05 | AP

Posted on 03/31/2005 4:59:34 AM PST by Brilliant

SAN DIEGO - The hunt is on for a turd burglar. Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bang; crime
The gun did not fire, but the guy deserves the death penalty.
1 posted on 03/31/2005 4:59:35 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: Eaker; pax_et_bonum; Flyer; humblegunner; Xenalyte; stevie_d_64; thackney; dix; ...

Smelly ping


2 posted on 03/31/2005 5:01:35 AM PST by TheMom (Govern yourself accordingly.)
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To: Brilliant
The hunt is on for a turd burglar.

Best. Article. Opening. Line. EVER!!!

}:-)4

3 posted on 03/31/2005 5:02:24 AM PST by Moose4 (So how long will it take Hunter S. Thompson to figure out he's dead and not on an acid trip?)
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To: Brilliant

"The hunt is on for a turd burglar."

Police have thrown up a perimeter around West Hollywood.


4 posted on 03/31/2005 5:05:17 AM PST by Harpo Speaks (Honk! Honk! Honk! Either it's foggy out, or make that a dozen hard boiled eggs.)
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To: Brilliant




LOL.... Joe's Apartment.


5 posted on 03/31/2005 5:17:39 AM PST by SouthernFreebird
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To: Harpo Speaks

The West Village in NYC has also been reported cordoned off in a massive looka-like-a-manhunt.


6 posted on 03/31/2005 5:28:01 AM PST by thoughtomator (Order "Judges Gone Wild!" Only $19.95 have your credit card handy!)
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To: Brilliant

a burd turgular!?


7 posted on 03/31/2005 5:29:55 AM PST by HankReardon
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To: Brilliant
The gun did not fire, but the guy deserves the death penalty.

He is definitely in a whole lot of shit. It is a shame that most are not allowed to go armed, or he may soon run into a gun that works, and a hand that is willing to squeeze the trigger.
8 posted on 03/31/2005 6:16:01 AM PST by ARCADIA (Abuse of power comes as no surprise)
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To: Brilliant

Reminds me of the scene from "The Mighty Ducks" when the kids put dog poop inside a small purse and hide waiting to see what will happen --- a guy picks up the purse and while looking around to see if anyone is watching, reaches inside without looking......... lol


9 posted on 03/31/2005 6:37:38 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

That was a sh*tty thing to do!


10 posted on 03/31/2005 6:39:52 AM PST by Ditter
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To: Ditter

Yes but integral to the story............. ;^)


11 posted on 03/31/2005 6:44:27 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Brilliant
The hunt is on for a turd burglar.

Isn't that an awfully disparaging term for a gay man?

12 posted on 03/31/2005 6:45:51 AM PST by Lazamataz (Cleverly Arranging 1's And 0's Since 11110111011...)
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"The hunt is on for a turd-burglar. Police are theorizing that an ass-bandit donut-puncher was responsible. An APB has been put out for a salami-smoking pillow-biter. Witnesses said that the butt-pirate in question looked a little like an ass-farmer. Others said he looked more like a rump-ranger. The artists rendering, however, showed it was a poo-stabbing woman-hater."


13 posted on 03/31/2005 6:58:38 AM PST by Lazamataz (Cleverly Arranging 1's And 0's Since 11110111011...)
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To: Moose4

I have to agree that this is the funniest story title I've ever heard.


14 posted on 03/31/2005 7:06:49 AM PST by AdamWilliams
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This bastard would have shot her dog if the gun had gone off.

I hope they find him and life in jail will be fun for the turd burglar


15 posted on 03/31/2005 8:46:29 AM PST by Mr. K ("All your base are belong to us" (gosh I miss that))
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