To: Max Combined
2 posted on
02/03/2005 6:18:30 PM PST by
martin_fierro
(_____oooo_( ° ¿ ° )_oooo_____)
To: Max Combined
To: Max Combined
Smell the cork, monsieur?
4 posted on
02/03/2005 6:19:29 PM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Max Combined
Guy walks into a bar and say,
"Give me an enema please.""Surely, answers the bartender. "Straight up?"
"Naw, on the rocks."
8 posted on
02/03/2005 6:23:07 PM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Max Combined
9 posted on
02/03/2005 6:23:18 PM PST by
international american
(Tagline wanted.......must be fireproof.........will pay cash.)
To: Max Combined
that's still suuuuuuuuuuum sh*t
ok, you know you were thinking it.......................
10 posted on
02/03/2005 6:23:29 PM PST by
Smarti Pants
(~This American Patriot will never forget !!!~)
To: Max Combined
When Gorbachev adopted very strict drunk driving laws in the mid-80's, vodka enemas were a very popular substitute . . . the Russians would "shoot a shot up their a$$es to beat the breathalizer."
13 posted on
02/03/2005 6:25:39 PM PST by
wagglebee
("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
To: Max Combined
EnemaniacsTune: "Animaniacs" It's time for Enemaniacs
We mix sherry with Ex-Lax
So just sit back and relax
You'll pass till you collapse
We're Enemaniacs.
Come meet the Warner housewife
Mrs. Warner, Tammy Jean
Just for thrills
She burns the will
Before it can be seen.
She shoots you in the behind
When you need to get clean
All hell breaks loose
In your caboose
And now you've left the scene!
We're Enemaniacs
We mix sherry with Ex-Lax
So just sit back and relax
You'll pass till you collapse
We're Enemaney--
Uday Husseiny--
We're Eneman-i-acs!
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