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OK, this is the last time I'm going to try and explain things to you, you seem not to be able (or willing) to understand what we've been trying to tell you.

1. If it is true that you attend school somewhere, and that other people use the same IP address as you to access the internet who have been banned, it will do you NO GOOD to keep signing up again with different names. The Mods will find and zot you again; they are all-seeing and all-knowing.

2. If this is what your situation is, the ONLY way to safely join up is to go to the home page, and email Jim Robinson, and tell him your situation. I'm sure it would help greatly if you would provide him with all the info you have, school name, etc., so he can see if you are really on the up and up. Ask (politely and in lower case letters) if he could reinstate one and ONLY ONE account for you and allow you to post.

3. If Jim agrees, rest assured that you will be on double-secret probation for a very long time, and had better adhere strictly to the posting guidelines OR ELSE!

4. If you are reinstated, do not, I repeat - DO NOT immediately post a vanity (unsourced non-news item) telling the world that you are here. Find a news item that has been posted that interests you, and post a reply, telling us what you think about it. Do that for a while until you get the hang of it.

5. Remember, everytime you post a vanity, a kitten dies.

That is all.