[w1andsodidwe]

My 2nd and 3rd toes on both feet are longer than the big toe.

Don't listen to these fools. This is a sign of extreme intelligence. I ought to know, I also possess this important physical characteristic.

[MoochPooch]

"Don't listen to these fools. This is a sign of extreme intelligence. I ought to know, I also possess this important physical characteristic."


I hate to spoil the mood here, but I read somewhere that a long middle toe can indicate a neurological disorder.