Don't be too shocked. I heard of a guy in a similar situation. He got an infection under the toenails and it slowly spread throughout his feet, and finally to his internal organs. He died. Sad case. The coroner's report read "liver and bunions."
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"Liver and bunions." Get it?
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[Sound of crickets chirping] .
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Dang it.