Posted on 01/20/2005 4:09:47 PM PST by neverdem
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Filed at 6:29 p.m. ET
PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) -- It will be the most expensive keg of beer he's ever had. A 32-year-old Czech man got himself locked up in a pizzeria late Wednesday to have free access to beer overnight.
When the restaurant's staff left, he broke into a cooling box containing a keg, disconnected the pipes leading to the tap, put them in his mouth and drank as much as he could.
The man, drunk and fast asleep, was found by cleaners in the early hours of Thursday.
Police spokesman Vit Cvrcek said he will now have to pay for the beer he drank and faces up to one year in prison or a fine of $346 for the damage he caused to the cooling box.
Pick up the white courtesy phone!!
pizzeria pong
I would sooooooooo do this.
I'd have made an epic pizza whilst kegging.
And then bailed.
what's on your tombstone?
"Oooh, this beer is too cold. And this beer is too hot. But this beer is JUST right". And he fell fast asleep.
lol
man...if I had a nickel for every time I've done that..."burp"...
If it wasn't for the whole passing out cold and getting found the next morning thing, this would be a good way to get a lot of beer.
Well, at least he covered 2 of the 4 food groups.
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