Posted on 12/27/2004 12:33:35 PM PST by bedolido
Six pistol-toting Brazilian men appeared to have more than cash on their minds when they robbed a drug store in Rio de Janeiro.
"They specifically demanded that we give them anti-impotence drugs. These drugs and the money was what interested them," Ailton de Souza, the drugstore manager said.
On Sunday night, the robbers opened the vault with a blow torch and fled with an equivalent of about $US7,000 in cash and checks, as well as more than 100 boxes containing 400 pills worth about $US2,600 - enough for a two-month sex marathon for each of the six robbers.
"They were pretty indiscriminate about the brands," the manager said, explaining that the men took packages of Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.
The drugs, used to treat erectile dysfunction, are sold prescription-free in most Brazilian pharmacies.
That's what I was thinking - they need to get a private dick on this immediately...
Isn't there a rocker named "Limp Biscut"? maybe... well nevermind
I don't know, but I bet the punishment these guys get will be pretty stiff.
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Those lads are going to be doing some hard time!
"I want youse to memberize dese woids and say dem to duh teller. Got it?"
"Duh, yeah Boss."
(reads note: "Reach for the f'n sky. This is a stick-up")
*repeats to himself a dozen times* "Reach for the f'n sky. This is a stick-up."
They charge into bank he points his gun at the teller and says, "Reach for the stick in the sky, this is a f%&*-up."
I will bet you dollars to KK donuts that in the next 5 years you will be hearing about children named Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Some people are unbelievably stupid. Entertaining, but stupid.
HAH!!
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