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African Tribe Worships Salma Hayek's Breasts! (The Headline I've Waited All My Life For...)
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| 12/09/04
| Mark Miller
Posted on 12/09/2004 10:47:58 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: Constitution Day; TheBigB; Tijeras_Slim; presidio9; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
One of the villages has even constructed a giant 37-foot high scale replica of Hayek's sweater puppets. The breasts themselves are formed of rare black obsidian stone, and the nipples are solid gold. 
Sounds suspiciously like a Wardrobe Malfunction.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:53:29 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Make a jazz noise here)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
This reverence towards the puppies is all fine and good, but I certainly hope that the Mandinkans pay as much heed to Hayek's works on political economy.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:53:32 AM PST
by
headsonpikes
(Another five-fingered Canadian... ;^))
To: petercooper
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:53:34 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn.nsf/ce952dea4507ee7780256cf4005d2254/78942dd1ba333c8c802)
To: stainlessbanner
All hail the Glorious Wardrobe Malfunction!
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:53:38 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Please keep Freeper TomServo in your prayers today.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
And us First Worlders continually look down upon indigenous cultures.
We are stupid ;)
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:54:07 AM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Makes more sense than celebrating Kwanza.
To: cyborg
Oh glorious funbags of Salma"Funbags." That's an esoteric religious term of some sort, right...? :)
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:54:26 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: Camachee
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
But I have to add the caveat that 36C doesn't really all that impress me.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:54:53 AM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Odd translation from the mandinka language I think *LOL*
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:55:37 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn.nsf/ce952dea4507ee7780256cf4005d2254/78942dd1ba333c8c802)
To: Chad Fairbanks
Mock not the sweater puppies, heathen blasphemer. :)
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:55:47 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: Chad Fairbanks
I take offense to that comment. Grevious offense.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:55:58 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn.nsf/ce952dea4507ee7780256cf4005d2254/78942dd1ba333c8c802)
To: Constitution Day
I like this part:
Suckle us with your magical orbs, Squeeze our faces between those luscious flesh mounds...
To: cyborg
Hey, I have my standards.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:56:29 AM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
To: hobbes1; Argh; VRWCmember; Hegewisch Dupa; TheGrimReaper; Petronski; mhking
Salma Hayek's funbags ping.
Apologies to all I forgot to ping.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:57:03 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Harry Reid is an embarrasment to the Senate)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
36C? Yawn. Get back to me when the "puppies" are fully grown. ;0)
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:57:09 AM PST
by
Chad Fairbanks
('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
To: January24th
You're just too good to me! LOL!
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:58:04 AM PST
by
Camachee
To: dubyaismypresident
Whaddya know? I AM African!
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:58:13 AM PST
by
Argh
To: CollegeRepublican
Mandinka tourboat operators happy for a reason!
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:58:21 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn.nsf/ce952dea4507ee7780256cf4005d2254/78942dd1ba333c8c802)
To: Chad Fairbanks; cyborg
Hey, I have my standards.Don't believe him Cy, he has no standards :^)
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:58:22 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Harry Reid is an embarrasment to the Senate)
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