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African Tribe Worships Salma Hayek's Breasts! (The Headline I've Waited All My Life For...)
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| 12/09/04
| Mark Miller
Posted on 12/09/2004 10:47:58 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Hmmm...I've been looking for a club to join.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:49:04 AM PST
by
Portnoy
(Fahrenheit 451...Today's Temperature is hotter than you think...)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Ok, I can actually understand this.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:49:08 AM PST
by
taxcontrol
(People are entitled to their opinion - no matter how wrong it is.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Along with bibles, missionaries do sometimes bring gas powered televisions.... the girls in the Amazon rainforest who have seen Baywatch want Pam Anderson's boobs too.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:49:32 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn.nsf/ce952dea4507ee7780256cf4005d2254/78942dd1ba333c8c802)
To: All
"...She gave off a force, a light, an energy that came right through the screen and entered our very souls." I am ready. She can enter my soul any old time now.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:49:43 AM PST
by
BFM
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Men have been doing this to many breasts for years.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:49:48 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(I wear sleepwear therefore I think (When they are off I am single minded))
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; presidio9; martin_fierro; TheBigB
One of the villages has even constructed a giant 37-foot high scale replica of Hayek's sweater puppets. The breasts themselves are formed of rare black obsidian stone, and the nipples are solid gold.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:49:49 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Please keep Freeper TomServo in your prayers today.)
To: Clive
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:50:03 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn.nsf/ce952dea4507ee7780256cf4005d2254/78942dd1ba333c8c802)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Has Bat Boy weighed in on this development?
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"Salma was breathtakingly exquisite. She gave off a force, a light, an energy that came right through the screen and entered our very souls." Well...yeah! Most of us American male film-goers have had that Salma Hayek experience already. ;)
To: Constitution Day
ROTFL one of the best threads ever
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:50:27 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn.nsf/ce952dea4507ee7780256cf4005d2254/78942dd1ba333c8c802)
To: cyborg
Oh glorious funbags of Salma, Fertilize our fields, protect us, and bring us luck...I'm dyin' over heah!
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:51:03 AM PST
by
Constitution Day
(Please keep Freeper TomServo in your prayers today.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
If we can prove three miracles were done in the name of her hoots, we can nominate the things for Sainthood too (might take 6 miracles - have to check on this...)
To: Constitution Day
They might enjoy superbowl halftime shows.
To: Constitution Day
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:51:43 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn.nsf/ce952dea4507ee7780256cf4005d2254/78942dd1ba333c8c802)
To: Constitution Day
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:52:08 AM PST
by
petercooper
(DEAN in '08!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I... don't really know what to say... |_| |_|
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:52:23 AM PST
by
P-Chan Penny
(When Informed Women Vote, Republicans Win!!!!!)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
"Salma's chest globes are magnificent forces of nature," gushes KiangaThere is a disturbance in Force.
To: stainlessbanner
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:53:07 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://www.salvationarmyusa.org/usn/www_usn.nsf/ce952dea4507ee7780256cf4005d2254/78942dd1ba333c8c802)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Our strength, hope and joy derive from the wondrous bazongas of Hayek!I thought I was the only one.
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posted on
12/09/2004 10:53:25 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Harry Reid is an embarrasment to the Senate)
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