Man's Answers to Every Question a Woman ever asks
14.WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BELCHING AND FARTING?
This usually only occurs after months of courting. It's our way to let you know that we're comfortable with you. Believe it or not, it's actually a sign of affection. Besides, holding it for extended periods of time gives us stomach cramps.
My wife's Asian, and she always tells me that farting is good for the body. So one night I had two bowls of chili....now she doesn't appreciate the wind. Says while it's good for my body, it's not good for hers...