An old-fashioned soccer hooligan wedding.
"...violently hit him over the head with an ashtray."
Is this way they outlawed smoking in restaurants?
Was Ron Artest in the wedding party?
Those 2:30 - 4:00 romances never work.
Do these people actually meet before they agree to marry?
I was a driver for a 2 limousine wedding/reception. I drive the "small" limo.
After the wedding party was delivered to the reception, the other driver decided to leave for dinner. It could be a long wait.
While he was gone, the groom came out and said the other limo was no longer needed. So the other driver was notified and did not return to the reception.
As the party was winding down the bride came out to load the "stash" from the wedding. When she saw the "small" limo, she was pi$$ed.
An argument ensued. They left in separate cars. I delivered the gifts, and heard no more. Ain't love grand.