I of course shall bow to the wisdom of MOD, but in the past, I have learned this:
If the troll was a reincarnation, or a serial attacker, then MOD shall ZOT! with speed and wrath.
If the troll was a virgin, or makes a stand, then the Viking Kittens will be allowed to play with their food.
The smae goes with the Knights of the RKBA. MOD smiles upon our quest.
LOL
Great dissertation. This is why I love Free Republic.