Posted on 10/16/2004 9:05:00 PM PDT by ejdouglas
I'm wondering how Senator Kerry has thus far avoided having his flip-flopping, weasely, calculating, and morphing statements during this political campaign labelled "KERRYMANDERING". If this catches on credit my wise father in Atlanta. If Kerry's campaing had a mascot, it would be a weasel wearing flip-flops sitting on a fence near a hedge eating a waffle.
I believe if I had just thought of something like this, I would find an existing thread with a suitable topic and post it. Can't see how something like this rates it's own thread.
sorry, new to the game. perhaps you could direct me?
That is funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't listen to the vanity-haters.
Why not Kerrymeandering? He's flippin' and floppin' all over the map!
. . . and that weasel would have in one paw two small white balls with six sets black dots on each to resemble a pair of spherical Las Vegas dice!
I call him the "Amazing Kerry"--
- his positions on the issues are like a shell game
- the budgets for his plans are illusions
- and during the second debate, he could look at an audience of 140 and surmize than only he, Bush, and Charlie Gibsom (moderator)made over $200K
The Kerry Weasel Challange
All of you with Photoshop smarts - this is just too too tempting. Surely you can gin up an appropriately equipped weasel.....I offer a bottle of your favorite wine as a prize - not to exceed $50.00 to the best entry. Winner will be judged by me as determined by FR members voting.
I need someone to start a thread....I'm not real confident I can do it without screwing up.
Serious good wine is at stake here - fire up your Photoshop systems and have at it!
"I'm wondering how Senator Kerry has thus far avoided having his flip-flopping, weasely, calculating, and morphing statements..."
There shouldnt be any question about why Kerry is so good at flip-flopping. He was a star debater at Yale (?), and if youve ever known anyone who has a law degree, you know that theyve been taught to take EITHER side and defend it. Thats why a lot of prosecutors become defense attorneys (more money in it than prosecuting!). A really good attorney can take either point of view and make you believe him. They are SLICK talkers (ever hear of Bill/Hil?). Unfortunately, what this country needs is NOT a slick talking, silver-tongued flip-flopper. We need a resolute, fearless leader whos not afraid to stand up for what he thinks is right.
I think that is very funny. So hope that someone will come up with a picture of same.
I think that is very funny. So hope that someone will come up with a picture of same.
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