Unnngh..

[shibumi]

I'm just going to park this here...

[mrsmith]

Man punches bear trap.
20 sec YouTube vid.
https://youtu.be/z4fznINyU-U

[Pajamajan]

First post 2006-This has got to be the most undeadest Undead Thread ever wow!

[Pajamajan]

Aww geeze first post 2004 even longer undead-And before i needed glasses

[sam_whiskey]

Just got me thinking about the things that have changed since then. This was pre-twitter, pre-smartphone, people still rented movies from Blockbuster Video, etc.

[BenLurkin]

Ungh!

[mrsmith]

Unnngh the young!

And this very short vid: https://gfycat.com/ifr/alarmedmixedarmednylonshrimp

[BenLurkin]

First date goes terribly wrong when woman throws poo out apartment window

She returned distraught, confessed that she’d had a poo and panicked when the toilet wouldn’t flush. She fished it out with a tissue and tossed it out the window. Unfortunately, the window is weirdly configured so that it does not open to the outside, but rather a gap between another window panel. Moreover, it is a window of the non-opening variety.

They went into the bathroom together and the woman felt sure that she could use her gymnastic skills to crawl through a small transom above the window and retrieve the poo to be disposed of properly. It took a great deal of wriggling, but she managed to reach and seize the objective and pass it back to Smyth, who put it back in the toilet.

It was then the couple realized that she was stuck fast, upside-down, leaving no other alternative but to call the fire department.

[hal ogen]

Typical LIB/HilLIARy voter.

[redcatcherb412]

First date goes terribly wrong when woman throws poo out apartment window

Damn low flo 3 flush toilets

[JoeProBono]

Man says UPS delivery ‘trapped’ him inside apartment By Chris Perez

September 4, 2017 | 10:30pm | Updated

Well, here’s one thing brown can do for you.

Hey @UPS, your driver left this package under our door knob like this and trapped us in our apartment. Had to call maintenance to get out. pic.twitter.com/L5yNpafhCT

— Jessie Lawrence 🕹 (@hitstreak) September 3, 2017

A UPS driver managed to trap a California man inside his apartment after leaving a package wedged under his door handle.

Jessie Lawrence, of San Francisco, tweeted about the terrifying and bizarre ordeal Sunday — saying he had to call maintenance to get out.

“Hey @UPS, your driver left this package under our door knob like this and trapped us in our apartment,” Lawrence tweeted, along with a photo showing the delivery person’s dimwitted package placement.

“Sure, it’s inconvenient for us to call someone to get us out but if it were an emergency, we would have been screwed,” he said. “We’re 5 floors up.”

Lawrence’s tweet wound up going viral Monday, along with the picture he posted.

Over 600,000 people have liked it on Instagram, while thousands more have shared the image on Twitter and Facebook.

“Looks like you got…boxed in,” joked Jason Maestas, another San Francisco resident.

“Well played delivery man,” wrote the IG account, “@F–kJerry.”

The customer support page for UPS eventually responded to Lawrence’s inquiry, saying: “I’m sorry…I’ll be glad to assist you. Please click the link below to DM us the details of your concern.”

[csvset]

💩💩💩💩

[Big Red Badger]

I’d just Move away and Change my name!

[BenLurkin]

Fingernails....unngh!

[mrsmith]

This rates an "unnngh!" IMHO...

[JoeProBono]

[BenLurkin]

“Blocking up the scenery, breaking my mind.”

[mrsmith]

Robot unnngh!...

I think human jobs are safe from this one.

[BenLurkin]

Attic Vase Unngh...

[SunkenCiv]

Hey, I think there is one of those up in the Attic.