PAJAMA PUPPIES AT THE SMILIN' DOG SALOON

Self ^ | 9/28/04 | LakeLady

[LakeLady]

Hey Y'all,

What a first night we had. As promised, here's a list of the names submitted for consideration. The polls are open, sKerry's not in town to stuff the ballot box, so vote away.

POSSIBLE THREAD NAMES:

Smilin' Dog Saloon (or Cafe)

Sniffin' Dog Saloon (or Cafe)

Sniffin' For A Spot

I'll Scratch Your Fleas If You'll Scratch Mine

If You Want to Play Hide-and-Go-Seek Just Spell 'Bath'

Conservative Canine Cafe

The Ole Kennel Caboodle

Pajama Puppies

Kibble and megabits

News Hounds

Paws to Give Thanks (Thanksgiving thread)

The Red Dog Saloon

The Poop Scoop

Pajama Puppies at the Smilin' Dog Saloon

TuuresSHaa's no lick Lap Dog (I had to put this one on the list!)

Any new ideas are welcome. Just post away!

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By the way, patriciaruth outed me last night on another thread about David Dreier. I thought you might get a chuckle out of this exchange.

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To: watchout from LakeLady:

Soooo, what's their point? Everyone has a right to choose whether to discuss their sex life or not. Most people I know aren't interested in anyone's but their own! How does this apply to his work?

Lord love a duck, I hope no one ever outs me for being a straight, dog lovin', Brigadier General of the Blue Hair Brigade. Y'all will keep my secret, won't you?

35 posted on 09/28/2004 12:27:04 AM CDT by LakeLady

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To: LakeLady from patriciaruth:

"dog lovin', Brigadier General of the Blue Hair Brigade. Y'all will keep my secret, won't you?"

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Nope.

LAKELADY SLEEPS WITH HER BASSET HOUND!

You're outed.

71 posted on 09/28/2004 1:00:14 AM CDT by patriciaruth

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To: patriciaruth from LakeLady:

Oh good Lord, get my Depends. I'm p'ing my pants.

You actually TOLD on me. I can't believe it.

OK, it's out...I'm into dogs.

She's a baby Basset folks, and she loves her dog mama somethin' fierce. What's a General to do when those weepy eyes look up at ya' and all four paws are waggin' in the air begging for loves and hugs and belly rubs? I'm proud I tell ya'. I am who I am. It's not a choice...I was born this way.

99 posted on 09/28/2004 1:12:08 AM CDT by LakeLady

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To: LakeLady from patriciaruth:

"She's a baby Basset..."

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LAKELADY IS A CANINE PEDOPHILE!"

111 posted on 09/28/2004 1:16:50 AM CDT by patriciaruth

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To: patriciaruth from LakeLady

I'm gonna put a stock order in tomorrow...

Sell EVERYTHING in my portfolio and buy Depends stock!!

patriciaruth is telling all tonight. You just wait girl, I'll get something on you yet.

Besides, isn't canine pedophilia just another alternative lifestyle?

123 posted on 09/28/2004 1:23:29 AM CDT by LakeLady

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What a way to end your day...being outed as a canine pedophile. Speaking of ending the day, I've now been up for far too long. Brain fart fog has taken over and my involuntary reflexes are becoming voluntary. Time to take my baby Basset to bed and get thome thleep.

Y'all come back now, heah!!!!!

God loves our furry friends the way he loves those who fight for right! We must love, support and nurture them always.

[MeekOneGOP]

Wow. Great GIF !! Thanks .......

[Lil'freeper]

Well, if you know the breed I'm not going to worry. ;)

Here's one of our two:

Although I only claim him when he's not being a knucklehead.

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

That looks alot like the one I still have, she's gotten pretty old now, but can still bark at the horses. She doesn't have the mask.

Josey the one that got killed, I swear that dog had brain damage. She got kicked soooooo many times. 2 times before it killed her she was knocked completely out. One of those times there was a permanent ridge on her head. We think it cracked her skull.

I did everything I could to keep her from doing that, but she jusst couldn't help herself.

Becky

[LakeLady]

Hey BRAT!! How ya' doin' kiddo?


########### - HEADS UP EVERYONE - ###########

See Brat's Post #53 http://www.hsus.org/ace/21581

National Animal Shelter Appreciation (NASA) week, November 7–13, 2004.

We need to make sure we don't forget this!!!

[Xenalyte]

Salty says, "Hey there, pretty mama, wanna come play chase?"

[N. Theknow]

One night at the Smilin' Dog Saloon, a three legged dog walks in and glares around the room with his trigger finger mere millimeters from the holster of his six gun and snarls,

"I'm here looking for the guy that shot my Paw."

[LakeLady]

OOOOOOOH! I love it! The only thing missing is Barney!!

Thanks so much, I needed more W tonight!

[big'ol_freeper]

What a cutie...gotta love those ears!!!

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

Those dogs just crack me up:)

Becky

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

Would you like to take him home???? Please????

:)

Becky

[LakeLady]

You'll know very shortly. He's probably on his best behavior,
testing the waters. That can't last more than a week or two.
If you can't keep him perhaps we can get with annyokie and see is she knows any rescue orgs. who could help you out.

[Lil'freeper]

I swear that dog had brain damage.

*chuckle* Might be part of the breed standard. Jack (in the above pic) is such a dingbat. But our other, Sadie, is the most intelligent 4-legged creature I've ever met. She's a bit prickly, though, and has many scars from tussles.

Here's Sadie:

[Xenalyte]

Oh, he's a hoot. Comic relief is one of the best reasons to have a Boston!

[Smartass]

Ask, and you shall receive...

[LakeLady]

Oh yea! I've been craving NaCl all day. I had a dream about him last night. He bit the crap out of Eaker!

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

Do you have any stock that they heel?

Becky

[big'ol_freeper]

Two Knuckleheads

[Smartass]

[LakeLady]

Hello there N. - A BIG WOOF WELCOME TO YOU.

We're glad to have you; we like funny bones!
We're supposed to be working on the last half of our name,

BUT NO ONE HAS VOTED SINCE EARLIER TODAY.

There's a list of possibilities at the beginning of today's post. Help us pick a choice.

[big'ol_freeper]

My daughter's little guy