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To: PetroniDE

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then-
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a term paper?

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
Claws are not that sharp.

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?

 

 


12 posted on 06/28/2004 6:54:04 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Used to be sciencediet but found the solution)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL!

Good morning, Lady!


13 posted on 06/28/2004 7:22:55 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BILLIE AND T'WIT!!!!!!)
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To: Lady Jag

Excellent haikus.


17 posted on 06/28/2004 8:38:01 AM PDT by iceskater (No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)
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To: Lady Jag

ROTFL

Howdy, LJ. Great haiku! ^_^


18 posted on 06/28/2004 8:49:50 AM PDT by 4mycountry ("Change?" "Yes, I think I did!" - 'Monk' TV show)
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