...45 per cent said they thought their partners looked at foreign women on the beach because they have better bodies. I had no idea that people went to the U.K. - to visit the beach. Also, I'm reminded of an old stand-up comedy routine that Billy Connolly performed (on HBO?). It pre-dated the Seinfeld "shrinkage" episode, I'm certain.
Avi: Sit down and shut up, you big, bald f*ck. I don't like leaving my country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
Doug the Head: Avi, we have warm sunny beaches...
Avi: So? Who the f*ck wants to see 'em?