Woman injected with wrong sperm

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[chance33_98]

Woman injected with wrong sperm

This is about as bizarre as it gets.

It began a year and a half-ago, and the victim says she still has trouble believing it really happened to her. Kelly Chambliss went to a Wilmington clinic to get pregnant. She says she ended up with the wrong sperm. That's when her real-life nightmare began.

Chambliss is 36-years-old, and has a same sex partner. She went to the Coastal Area Health Education Center for artificial insemination. The sperm she expected was from a bank in California. Instead, her lawsuit claims she was injected with two-day-old sperm that, she says, was never cleaned or even tested. Worse yet, no one knew whose sperm it was. It was unlabeled.

Chambliss described for us the excruciating physical pain that followed.

"Almost immediately, I was rolling on the ground, vomiting and losing control of my bowels," she said. "I thought I was going to die."

It wasn't until two days later, she says, the clinic called her back and told her they had made an enormous mistake. They had her take a "morning after" abortion pill, and tested her for HIV and all other STD's. Fortunately for Chambliss, everything turned out okay. But she would never try that process again.

"They said I could still have children, but I could never go through that again. I was violated," Chambliss said.

Chambliss has won a legal judgement against the independent clinic, called AHEC. Later this spring, a jury will decide how much money in damages she's entitled to.

The attorney for the clinic tells News 6 that they're accepting full responsibility for the mistake. But they don't believe any long-term damage was done.

[Prince Charles]

"Almost immediately, I was rolling on the ground, vomiting and losing control of my bowels," she said. "I thought I was going to die."

No doubt about it. Clinton sperm.

[Johnny Gage]

So.. the "correct" sperm would not have caused this "excruciating pain and vomiting".

What a boatload of horse pucks.

[boxerblues]

Was this even human sperm, or just Gods way of saying get a real hubby and do try to do it the way he intended.

[grobdriver]

"Almost immediately, I was rolling on the ground, vomiting and losing control of my bowels," she said. "I thought I was going to die."

So we are to believe that artificial insemination caused this reaction?
Wake up, girlee. This was God telling you to straighten up and live like a normal person.

[Darksheare]

"Almost immediately, I was rolling on the ground, vomiting and losing control of my bowels," she said. "I thought I was going to die."

Maybe she thought she'd be better off with parthogenesis.
She's already decided she doesn't need men.
Maybe it's a psychological blockage ot anything dealing with 'male' or male by-products.

[Mr. Mojo]

"Almost immediately, I was rolling on the ground, vomiting and losing control of my bowels,"

Geez, her attorney could've at least made it sound somewhat believable.

[verity]

Has anyone found that missing vial of bull semen?

[concerned about politics]

Chambliss is 36-years-old, and has a same sex partner.

If she had a husband, this wouldn't have been a problem. DUH ! That's why we have "marriage."

"Almost immediately, I was rolling on the ground, vomiting and losing control of my bowels," she said. "I thought I was going to die."

Sounds more like a male homosexual after an orgy at the bath house.

They had her take a "morning after" abortion pill,

It doesn't get any sicker than this, folks. Remember, these "people" say they're "just like us."

[HairOfTheDog]

Instead, her lawsuit claims she was injected with two-day-old sperm that, she says, was never cleaned or even tested. Worse yet, no one knew whose sperm it was. It was unlabeled.

Guys in bars aren't labeled either..... and they are a lot cheaper.

[PeterPrinciple]

"Almost immediately, I was rolling on the ground, vomiting and losing control of my bowels," she said. "I thought I was going to die."


I wonder if the writer didn't get this wrong. Would this be from the "morning after" abortion pill but they didn't want to admit it.

[Paradox]

Uh, gosh, about 18 months ago I was vacationing in Wilmington, and was feeling a bit, uh, randy and uh, lonely.. there was this bathroom at this clinic and uh, well, gee, I didnt really notice where my aim was, I had a few too many drinks that night... gee, uh, sorry..

[martin_fierro]

Chambliss described for us the excruciating physical pain that followed. "Almost immediately, I was rolling on the ground, vomiting and losing control of my bowels," she said. "I thought I was going to die."

Can there be any doubt that the child she will eventually bear will have one f*cked-up life.

[Redcloak]

Maybe... No, can't say that...

Perhaps... Nope, too vile.

On the other hand... EEEWWW! That's too gross even for me. I can't post that!!

Lemme get back to y'all on this. I'm having trouble composing a post that's suitable for a family board!

[Enterprise]

"Almost immediately, I was rolling on the ground, vomiting and losing control of my bowels," she said. "I thought I was going to die."

Well just exactly WHERE did they inject the sperm?

[andy58-in-nh]

Perhaps they should have injected the other end.

[traumer]

"Almost immediately, I was rolling on the ground, vomiting and losing control of my bowels.. "

it was Satan's sperm :o)

[Williams]

This is the most ridiculous story I have ever read. How does putting even dreaded "two day old" sperm in a woman's vagina cause rolling on the ground in pain, and vomiting? What nonsense. In all serioiusness, I would sympathize with anyone who is told the doctors put the wrong anything in their body, but this is childish hype for a lawsuit.

People have no shame do they. First you get artificially inseminated for your lesbian lover; then you have an abortion; then you shallowly decide that although you're just fine now you refuse to have children because actually you're a melodramatic phoney who never should have hada child in the first place. And of course you brazenly tell all this to the media.

[Servant of the 9]

Woman injected with wrong sperm

If she was injected in the conventional manner, it would be rape.

So9

[JoeSixPack1]

martin_fierro (Funky Homo Sapien)

it's late morning, do you know where your spermazoa is?

[commish]

Now that thought will definately get a person rolling on the ground vomiting and losing control of ones bowels.

or maybe it was the Cuervo Gold that caused that?

[martin_fierro]

it's late morning, do you know where your spermazoa is?

"Junior! JUNIOR! You get home THIS INSTANT!"

[Caipirabob]

Jeepers! Mental note: Lay off the "Taco Bell" before making "donations"...

[r9etb]

So we are to believe that artificial insemination caused this reaction?

Yup. It was. A bit early for morning sickness, so I'm guessing she was having problems with a) the injection, or b) the implantation.

[Semi Civil Servant]

"Almost immediately, I was rolling on the ground, vomiting and losing control of my bowels," she said.

That's pretty much my reaction when I contemplate the "gay" lifestyle.

[Lunatic Fringe]

I'm having trouble composing a post that's suitable for a family board

Nobody else seems to have problems posting obscene and homophobic posts on this thread... why hold back? More fodder for the DU nuts as well.

[Arrowhead1952]

"I thought I was going to die."

Isn't this the same phrase Hitlery used in her book talking about when she found out about bill and monica?

But she would never try that process again.

Is she finally going straight??? I doubt it.

The attorney for the clinic tells News 6 that they're accepting full responsibility for the mistake. But they don't believe any long-term damage was done.

The damage was done long ago.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

That's what she gets for using the drive through window.

[TaxRelief]

Couldn't have been sperm. What utter hogwash.

[TaxRelief]

ping for your scientific opinions

[MamaTexan]

This entire story sounds like a load of horsepuckey,
but this really caught my eye:

she was injected with two-day-old sperm that, she says, was never cleaned

How the HECK do you 'clean' sperm?

teenie-tiny q-tips maybe?

[BibChr]

I'm thinking, medically speaking, that there still is only one way to be absolutely sure... you know... well... whose you're getting. Right?

#c8

[concerned about politics]

To: LadyDoc; vetvetdoug
ping for your scientific opinions

You're paging a vet? ROTF!!!

[CygnusXI]

What business does a homo woman have being around sperm anyway?
....or is there a constitutional right to that too..
Kerry? any opinons?

[OldBlondBabe]

"Well just exactly WHERE did they inject the sperm?"

...that's what I was wondering.

[1066AD]

Must've been The Alien !

[concerned about politics]

Nobody else seems to have problems posting obscene and homophobic posts on this thread

(Pssst. Take a good look around you. Rampant spread of disease and lawlessness. The homophobes were right after all, weren't they?)

[JoJo Gunn]

This is absolutely hilarious, a prime example of how incredibly mentally disturbed Leftists are.

If this ain't Thread of the Year, it's gotta be in the top three.

[VadeRetro]

Woman injected with wrong sperm

Stop making your men wear bags over their heads and you'll know who's injecting you, lady!

[G.Mason]

Anyone been charged with rape yet?

[byteback]

Congress needs to get to work on a Safe Sperm Act.

[DonaldDuke]

Injected???????

[Neets]

Oh brother..

[Darksheare]

*cough*
yup.

[concerned about politics]

RUSH -- "The sperm attacked her!!!"

ROTF.

[Neets]

I mean seriously, wouldn't you think that in this case, ANY sperm would be the WRONG sperm??

Keep me away from New Paltz and keep New Paltz away from me..yahea?

[GovernmentShrinker]

Very fishy story. To create the reaction she describes, some highly toxic substance would have had to be introduced to her body. The reaction described was so severe and sudden that she obviously would have needed an immediate trip to the emergency room, where a sample of the substance would have been taken, and later identified. Yet there's not a peep in the story about what substance is believed to have caused this reaction, or how it got into the sample.

[Vinnie]

Well just exactly WHERE did they inject the sperm?

That's what she gets for going to a gay clinic.

[Darksheare]

Yup.
Pretty much split my skull open last night after reading the New Paltz article.
And then this one today.
I'd laugh, but somehow it just is too weird to laugh about.

And yeah, in this case being 'injected' with any sperm in any way shape or form is pretty much "Just SO Wrong" no matter what.