details various lewd behaviors exhibited by Matsoukas, including public masturbation on a picnic table and in a lake at the park, as well as climbing a tree while naked and engaging in obscene acts with objects like a Tootsie Pop and a control handle of a DCNR John Deere crawler.
If only he did this in a Senate public hearing room, he'd be celebrated.
3 posted on 02/14/2024 10:14:45 AM PST by 1Old Pro
I was going to say - no charges. Not even “public indecency”.
Because, you know, it wasn’t being used publicly at the time….
41 posted on 02/14/2024 12:45:20 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
