Penn State Professor Charged with Animal Cruelty After Being Caught Having Sex with His Pet Dog, Faces Additional Charges After Video Emerges of Him Sticking “Tree Branch” and “Lollipop” Into His Butt in Public Setting

The Gateway Pundit ^ | February 14, 2024 | Jim Hoft

[the OlLine Rebel]

I was going to say - no charges. Not even “public indecency”.

Because, you know, it wasn’t being used publicly at the time….

[TangoLimaSierra]

He’s certainly one sick motherf**ker.

You mean one sick mutt-a-f**ker?

[DCBryan1]

Wondering where pedophile defender fljoepa has been? Thought he might show up here to defend the creep....

[CaptainK]

You can blow off steam in the privacy of yourin own home. He loved the dangerous thrill of possibly being viewed without being caught.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Seriously?

Wow. A useful degree. Having time to be a pervert.

[Fungi]

Jim Hoft of all people is reporting on this?

[deks]

...Matsoukas inserting a tree branch and a lollipop into his anus in a public park.

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Eddie Murphy has a song about this ... [lyric warning]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

[twister881]

Jerry Sandusky, Michael Mann, and now this knothead. PSU = Pervert State University.

[Albion Wilde]

So, the problem clearly wasn’t isolated to the football team and Coach Sandusky.

Or Michael Mann and the hockey stick grift to destroy Mark Steyn.

[dfwgator]

From Penn State to the State Pen.

[Albion Wilde]

Biden was a full professor at Penn State.

No, he was not. Biden got China to give a large wad of money to the University of Pennsylvania, which pre-dates Pens State by over a century and is over 100 miles away. In response to the payoff, Biden received an honorary professor title, an office where he illegally stored classified documents, and his name on a Department, but he never taught a class.

[Fledermaus]

Has this guy ever heard of an adult book store?

[Fledermaus]

Last Tango in Paris

[GOPJ]

Biden DOES favor the ‘sexual weirdo community’... Is there a job opening for nuclear waste disposal tree climbers?

[MayflowerMadam]

“Biden was a full professor at Penn State.”

O.
M.
G.!

You certainly don’t believe that, do you?

DOCTOR Jill isn’t the only Biden pretending to be more highly educated than she is. Frickin’ phonies.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Not surprised. Mann is a professor there and had perverted interactions with statistics resulting in a hockey stick and a graph.

[higgmeister]

Last Tango in Paris

I never had an urge to see it when that filthy film came out, but I don't think it had a fallen professor as Herr Professor Rath who was seduced by Lola (Marlene Dietrich) in The Blue Angel(1930) and then was driven mad.

[mikey_hates_everything]

Yeah, I figured he was liberal arts. Just playing the odds.

[immadashell]

Is he tenured?

[Billthedrill]

Good morning, yer Honor. I see my client has been charged with...

...inserting a tree branch and a lollipop into his anus in a public park.

Uh, anything else?

various lewd behaviors exhibited by Matsoukas, including public masturbation on a picnic table and in a lake at the park, as well as climbing a tree while naked and engaging in obscene acts with objects like a Tootsie Pop and a control handle of a DCNR John Deere crawler.

The owner of the crawler claims he was using it at the time, too. Anything else?

...multiple counts of burglary, criminal trespass, indecent exposure, open lewdness, and disorderly conduct for obscene gestures.

I don't suppose you'd be open to a plea bargain, wouldja, yer Honor?