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To: Rummyfan

James Bond is in a bar and meets a very attractive air hostess. Having had a couple of his favorite ‘Vesper Martini’ (Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, mixed with ice in a cocktail shaker, and shaken vigorously for 20 to 30 seconds) he tries to impress her with the watch Q has issued him with.

“It not only tells the time, it gives me incredible situational awareness. For instance, I can tell that you aren’t wearing any panties.”

“Oh, no, Mr. Bond”, she coyly responds, “I most certainly am!”

Bond looking at his watch, “Damn you, Q! It’s fifteen minutes fast!”


5 posted on 01/29/2024 3:56:05 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Great tag line. How many people get it?


6 posted on 01/29/2024 3:58:58 PM PST by AndyJackson
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Great tag line. How many people get it?


7 posted on 01/29/2024 3:58:58 PM PST by AndyJackson
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

James Bond... 😎 Good one.


11 posted on 01/29/2024 4:04:16 PM PST by SandwicheGuy ("Man is the only pack animal that will follow an unstable leader." Cesar Chavez)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

LOLOL...an oldie but a VERY goodie.


21 posted on 01/29/2024 4:24:30 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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