James Bond is in a bar and meets a very attractive air hostess. Having had a couple of his favorite ‘Vesper Martini’ (Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, mixed with ice in a cocktail shaker, and shaken vigorously for 20 to 30 seconds) he tries to impress her with the watch Q has issued him with.
“It not only tells the time, it gives me incredible situational awareness. For instance, I can tell that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
“Oh, no, Mr. Bond”, she coyly responds, “I most certainly am!”
Bond looking at his watch, “Damn you, Q! It’s fifteen minutes fast!”
Great tag line. How many people get it?
Great tag line. How many people get it?
James Bond... 😎 Good one.
LOLOL...an oldie but a VERY goodie.