From: HR
To: The Undead Thread
Subj: Morale
It has come to our attention that rumors are spreading that HR does not want employees to be happy.
Please be aware that HR does not want employees at all. Employees are considered to be a necessary evil in order for the company to provide its services. HR will have achieved nirvana when all employees have been replaced by AI bots.
Until such time, please follow all employee directives and do not worry that we are thinking about you. We aren’t.
Sincerely,
Agt. Smith, HR Chief AI.
I miss my little cat buddy. I’d take a pay cut for her to be back and healthy. But, they’re still evil. LOL
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