Can’t take too much cash through the checkpoint, or the government will “confiscate” it. Can’t hide it in your luggage or the TSA will steal it.
Guess we gotta start swallowing gold nuggets before we travel.
Can’t take too much cash through the checkpoint, or the government will “confiscate” it. Can’t hide it in your luggage or the TSA will steal it.
Gin up a bunch of fake currency. Alter it just enough to avoid counterfiet problems.
Put bundles in your check-in and checked baggage.
Let them try to cash that.
Or, alternate approach, attach a tracker tag.
I flew to Florida for Thanksgiving.
TSA held me up for 20 minutes over a flashlight. Meanwhile, my wife had 2 pocket knives in her purse. They missed that. After I landed, I stepped on a butane lighter on the floor of the plane that someone else brought on board. I put it in my carry on and forgot about it. On my return flight, they missed the butane lighter but they had a fit over a pair of steel toed boots. I packed a pocket knife in my checked bag coming home. I got home and the knife was gone.