A miracle has happened in the Ukraine! Yesterday, inside a dark, Ukrainian gay bar and in the middle of a tranny Marilyn Monroe act, a strange murmur which quickly rose to a roar, began permeating the place.
Seconds later, the crashing beat of the famous Village People tune, "In the Navy," burst through the clubs speakers at 200 decibels and out of the crowd popped the World Famous, Gay-Dancing, Pole-smoking Grifter™ and World's Greatest Freedom Fighter™, Zelenskyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Clad in his trademark rough tradeleather outfit and high heeled, thigh-length boots, he jumped up on the bar and started seductively gyrating with several of his bedmates.The crowd went nuts! Then, the Great Hero Who's Saving the West against Ruzzzzzziaaaaa™ let out a war cry and then he and his brigade of fellow pork sword swallowers ran out of the club, rushed the front lines and defeated the Ruzzzzziiiann Army in 10 minutes!!Then they went looking for Hitler Putin but he had died several years earlier of ovarian cancer and toe nail fungus.
The Great Freedom Fighter™ (he's fighting for the West's salvation!!!!) was disappointed but quickly remedied that disappointment by falling face down into one of his boy's laps with his mouth open.
Free Donbas! Free Striped Bass! Free Largemouth Bass!! I stand with Ukraine and with the Bidens, the WEF, the evil spawn of Mitt Romney, John Kerry and Nancy Pelosi, George Soros, leftists, Democrats, the EU, the UN, RINOs and the anti-West, anti-US, anti-Christian gay/tranny and communist agendas!!!!!!
He's dancing to save the West's soul!!!!! He's a hero to us all!!!!
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