Tell them you are a pimp and you rent out child sex slaves and the only people with the money and taste for your services are mortgage bankers, so I drive to their neighborhoods and homes to sell my products
“Tell them you are a pimp and you rent out child sex slaves and the only people with the money and taste for your services are mortgage bankers, so I drive to their neighborhoods and homes to sell my products”
I love this one and vote for this as the response to the loaner.