Gas station sticker idea...
My gerbil is smarter than Shannon Sharpe!
I’m sure if he went to any gas station they would take his 20 for a gallon.
I don't have a gerbil, I don't like where they venture, but my dead dog is smarter than shannon dull.
I was young and stealing gas was not part of our culture.
Millionaires don't give a rat's ass about the price of food or gas or any staple that the average American cares about.