[dfwgator]

There’s no cure for baldness way in the future, either.

Not according to Idiocracy..

"The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections"

[Radix]

But they have Brawndo, with electrolytes.