I believe the charges are all Federal so it will force Biden to use his power to pass Smuttlet a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card.
Can't have no black guy going to jail.
Alas, it isn’t likely he’ll do a day behind bars. But the city of Chicago is filing (or has filed) a civil suit for all the money and manpower wasted on his shameless little charade. I’d love to see him charged with perjury, making it clear for all to see that he’s a goddam liar. Maybe that’s too much to hope for . . .
If Biden does pardon Smollette, Slow Joe probably won’t know what he’s signing.
Handler: “Sign this paper, Mr. President.”
Biden: “What is it?”
Handler: “It’s a requisition form for more pudding.”
Biden: “Hand me a pen.”