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A colossal flop — fawning media can't save Chris Christie’s new book
Just 2,000 copies sold
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| Nov 25 2021
| Eric Boehlert
Posted on 11/29/2021 8:20:56 PM PST by conservative98
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To: conservative98
To: conservative98
Well the good news is he can eat all the unsold books.
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posted on
11/29/2021 8:21:52 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: conservative98
Maybe if it came with a free Krispy Kreme each day. You know, like the shots he loves so much.
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posted on
11/29/2021 8:23:18 PM PST
by
DesertRhino
(Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up....)
To: conservative98
Hewitt spent endless minutes “interviewing” Christie about his book. Actually got rather embarrassing, as Hewitt often does. But no surprise the book doesn’t sell. Christie has no natural audience. Who is going to buy his dreck? Not liberals. Not conservatives. A few Rino’s perhaps. That’s it.
To: conservative98
He doesn’t have George Soros to buy up 20 million copies of his book like the Obamas and Clintons.
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posted on
11/29/2021 8:26:04 PM PST
by
GaryCrow
To: conservative98
That fat turd should write books about eating cheeseburgers - something he’s an actual expert at 🤪
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posted on
11/29/2021 8:26:16 PM PST
by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it)
To: conservative98
I’d close any bridges he wanted to cross to save the structures from collapse....
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posted on
11/29/2021 8:26:17 PM PST
by
Paladin2
(Critical Marx Theory is The SOLUTION....)
To: conservative98
The caption should read, “you promised me a bear claw,”
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posted on
11/29/2021 8:28:05 PM PST
by
Yogafist
To: conservative98
Chris Christie would have better luck selling a cookbook.
To: conservative98
“You’re such a fat f___ Christie, that when you walk down the street people say, God ____it that guy’s a big fat f___!!!”
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posted on
11/29/2021 8:29:00 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: conservative98
The real question is how much he was paid up front to eject this turd onto the public?
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posted on
11/29/2021 8:33:34 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: conservative98
If I want to know the best way to get 10,000 calories down my pie-hole every day, I *might* consider reading something written by Krispy Kreme Christie. If I want to read about politics or the future of the GOP (which has no future), no.
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posted on
11/29/2021 8:41:00 PM PST
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: conservative98
Here’s his photo from the book’s jacket:
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posted on
11/29/2021 8:45:24 PM PST
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: conservative98
Mike Pence sees this story on his laptop:
“Karen, come take a look at this!
‘Christie only sold 2289 books in his first week. Can you believe it? ...And this, after popping up on all those shows. Just you wait, MY BOOK is gonna blow Chris Christie straight outta the water!!”
To: conservative98
“He left New Jersey as the most unpopular governor since the advent of polling. But he’s still catnip to the national media,” noted Politico’s Matt Friedman.
No. That would be Jim "flim-flam" Florio and his toilet paper tax. The Republicans briefly had huge majorities in both houses that they promptly squandered.
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posted on
11/29/2021 8:48:23 PM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
To: conservative98
I must admit that liked Christie a lot when he managed to beat incumbent democrat Corzine for Governor of New Jersey in 2009. His election was a glimmer of hope after the 2008 election of
Our Glorious Leader Obama The One and foreshadowed the Republican tidal wave election of 2010.
That was the pinnacle of Christie's political career. It was all downhill from there.
He should have gone on to become a talking head, but he was limited to radio. Seriously, who would want to see that fat head talking on TV? Clearly, he has no future as writer. Maybe he can run for a local school board seat or for a city council or a subdivision HOA board, or one of the many other political positions that no one else wants.
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posted on
11/29/2021 9:06:31 PM PST
by
Bubba_Leroy
(Dementia Joe is Not My President!)
To: conservative98
Chris Christie’s new book Just 2,000 copies sold
Wait a sec - the MSM was telling me Crisco Christie was going to rescue the GOP from Trump. Did no one buy his book besides the talking heads on CNN and a few elderly Book-Of-The-Month members who forgot to decline Christie's book?
To: conservative98
No one cares about a blimp of an East Coast RINO
Hes the personification of the word “fudgecicle”
For cripes sake people
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posted on
11/29/2021 9:50:26 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: conservative98
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posted on
11/29/2021 9:50:38 PM PST
by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(Donald J. Trump is my president, not the Commander-in-Thief, brain-dead Joseph Stolen)
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