Roll the window down 1/4 inch.
Poker face.
Hand the paperwork through.
Keep your neck loose. Turn your head side to side, move your neck back and forth. Cops look for tension, do the opposite.
Refuse to answer any questions.
Do not get out of the car unless he/it asks and then hope you remember to have hit video record so you can rip his probable cause BS to shreds.
Shake no for a search.
Stare straight ahead.
Take the ticket and your paperwork back.
Leave.
“Stare straight ahead.
Take the ticket and your paperwork back.
Leave.”
That you, Noblefree?
Here I am, taking notes, and I don’t drink!