[pepsi_junkie]

A wokefish may at first present themselves as a protest-attending, sex-positive, anti-racist, intersectional feminist who drinks ethically sourced oat milk and has read the back catalogue of Audre Lorde, twice. But in reality, they don’t give a shit.

My lord, just admit you're a lesbian lady.

[Celerity]

I was single about 12 years ago and I remember that people had to agree on so many things.. and if one thing was off it was game over.

For me that woman better be pro gun and pro life. Everything else can be dealt with. But for the women I had to absolutely meet about 20 benchmarks. My wife had the least amount bit also discovered exactly how much “I only own a bike” improves a man’s sex appeal.

And a nice paycheck.