[Leaning Right]

There really is only one way to settle this. Since EVERY name will offend someone somewhere, just assign each team a random set of three digits. That number will be the new name. Just don’t use 666. That number is kinda touchy.

So instead of Chicago Bears vs. New Orleans Saints, it would be Chicago 385 vs. New Orleans 299.

See? It’s simple. I’m surprised no one has thought of this before.

[noiseman]

”So instead of Chicago Bears vs. New Orleans Saints, it would be Chicago 385 vs. New Orleans 299.”

Nice try, but we’ve already been taught that math is racist. I’m triggered now. Off to my safe space.

[xp38]

To make things even simpler have each team use the city area code. :)